June 2018 Merchandise

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the first kiwi to wear theirs in public should post pictures! :biggrin:

And their address and all their other account names on other sites so we can make a lolcow thread about them
Wearing it at work, does that count? I told my boss it was from "an activist website". She liked it.
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Can't believe she bought it.
 
No. Clear your meta data. Phone GPS tagging is a fucking CIA honeypot I have no idea why it's a standard feature.
If you take a pic, then screen shot it and post the screenshot, will that work? I use that method, and haven't had issues yet, but I don't know if it really WORKS.
 
Wearing it at work, does that count? I told my boss it was from "an activist website". She liked it.

Can't believe she bought it.

I plan on wearing the couch T-shirt in front of my mum and if she asks I'll say it's from a student punk band called The Nulltones. :P
 
If that's what mine says then I'm happy with that. Hasn't arrived yet.
To be honest I was a little disappointed too at first, but it is a pretty nice quote to have on a shotglass. Kinda fun to bring around if youre drinking with someone. Pour somebody up a shot and if they read it they might chuckle.

Once you remove the whole kiwifarms random.txt "reee I wanted a quote about sticking bad dragon dildos up my butt for funsies!" element from it, and look at it in a non-goon-ass perspective, I kind of love them.

If you bought more than one and especially to share or give away, if you get that quote, it's a good one.

p.s: feeling pretty good about now. glass works as intended.
 
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Good to hear that people have received their shot glasses alright. I got an email about my order last Saturday and have been waiting for my dance with the UPS man to begin.
 
To be honest I was a little disappointed too at first, but it is a pretty nice quote to have on a shotglass. Kinda fun to bring around if youre drinking with someone. Pour somebody up a shot and if they read it they might chuckle.

Once you remove the whole kiwifarms random.txt "reee I wanted a quote about sticking bad dragon dildos up my butt for funsies!" element from it, and look at it in a non-goon-ass perspective, I kind of love them.

If you bought more than one and especially to share or give away, if you get that quote, it's a good one.

p.s: feeling pretty good about now. glass works as intended.

I do agree with this 100%, but on the other hand, neither me or my roommate drink very often and 90% of the fun of ordering was what sort of oddball quote we'd get on the glasses. So when I open up the package, pull out the first shotglass and told my roommate "It says 'Better than a tall glass of orange Fanta'", we were both happy with it but of course even more eager to see if the next quote was going to be something truly insane from that list. Saying "It says... 'Better than a tall glass of orange Fanta'" was kind of deflating, if only for a moment.

It's kind of like how as a kid I'd give my parents a list of toys and games I wanted for Christmas, and then would daydream of what I might get the whole month of December. Obviously I never expected everything on the list, and if I didn't get #1 but got 2, 3, and 4 on the list that's a really good Christmas! Certainly never complained about anything I got, and hours of fun were had. But what I REALLY wanted was the LEGO Star Wars Clone Turbo Tank, you know?
 
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Got mine in the mail yesterday- worth every penny. These shirts are so much higher quality than I expected.:heart-full:
 
I do agree with this 100%, but on the other hand, neither me or my roommate drink very often and 90% of the fun of ordering was what sort of oddball quote we'd get on the glasses.
No Im with you on that. Initially the reason I posted was like, I was thinking shit if anyone got another quote, I'd trade em. I understand where youre coming from, like if you didnt want to go through that (trading someone and having to do more shipping). Mostly Im hanging out in this thread because Im curious and thinking probably other people are gonna get that one too. I mean with all the "random.txt" quotes, the odds of getting two of the same are pretty slim. Two people getting four collectively and they all say that one, even more so.

Case in point. the post above. The other side of the coin though is that this is the first "merch" company that did shotglasses and I think Null said he specifically had to work with them to even get them to do it and that was a special thing.
 
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I got my order yesterday afternoon and just picked it up at my office. The tshirts are fantastic and I love them, but my sinking suspicion was confirmed when EVERY(10) shotglass that I received had the same exact quote of "Better than a tall glass of orange Fanta"

If I had only gotten a couple of shotglasses, I'd have been fine with it, but all of them, that's just a bit on the disappointing side of things.
 
My understanding was the same as yours. I'm very frustrated. I knew he had to order in a batch of at least 100 but I made very sure he understood there'd be only one of each quote.
 
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Came out quite well and honestly better than I thought. Although for some reason the program I used to delete the metadata decided to change the pictures to landscape (I took them in potrait), so the pictures look off.

I also never got an email to say these came in (Did anybody else have this problem), so this honestly came as a surprise.
 
I haven't gotten any kind of email from them. Interestingly it says my email address isn't registered to an account on the site, but maybe I'm a big dummy and deleted the account after I placed the order. Oh well. Hopefully mine will come in soon.
 
Same situation with my shot glass, same quote but if they all had to be the same at least it’s a good relatable one. Came in a comfy box wrapped by the shirts I got so it was very safe.
 
I got mine and I'm wearing it to a comic con coming up because my top super top secret asshole/lolcow is going to be there. It will go over their head.

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