June 2018 Merchandise

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>tfw you buy merch to subtly broadcast your membership to what is widely regarded as a cyberbowling forum
In all seriousness, I have to pick up a shirt. I just have to get super jacked before wearing it so I don't get clobbered by any 500 lb troon who realizes what it is.
Claim you got it at a thrift shop because it looked cute and move on with your day.

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=kahoWJOsjoc
Damn, I thought mine was high... Got me beat by $6.80.
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Is there still a chance more stuff is gonna be added before it ends? Because I still kinda want it and I'm gonna choke a bish if I place an order paying shipping out the ass and more cool stuff gets added.
 
Is there still a chance more stuff is gonna be added before it ends? Because I still kinda want it and I'm gonna choke a bish if I place an order paying shipping out the ass and more cool stuff gets added.
I still need to bug the guy about female shirts but that's it.
 
all these designs are so adorable! ❤️

i'm looking to buy the tard cum shirt, but is there any chance of kf stickers, mugs, or lanyards becoming a thing?
 
JFC $20 for a shot glass shipped within the US? I'd rather continue drinking straight from the bottle instead. (still considering it though).
 
I ordered two.. one for myself and a close family member.

I just wish the "Keep Calm and Trust God Bear" shirt had been made :P
 
I really like the shirt with the milk bottle so I may get it!
The art on these are all really cute.
Hopefully no one locally will recognize what it is
not that I leave my house that often
 
oh man that pickled kiwi design is fucking dope. i seriously hope that artist gets to do more designs in the future because i might gib shekels for that shirt.

also if i wasn't a little faggot bitch drinker i'd get a shot glass.
 
I am so getting that pickle kiwi shirt once i have access to my laptop. Mobile sites are really screwy on my phone when i try to order stuff.
 
Well @Null, you have already pissed off one cow with this. Thankfully its the most impotent one, Phil.
He posted images of the shirts on his tumblr and said
Cool, Kiwi Farms is selling merch

Antifa can beat the shit out of them cuz Kiwi Farms stalkers are wearing identifiable clothes
 
Well @Null, you have already pissed off one cow with this. Thankfully its the most impotent one, Phil.
He posted images of the shirts on his tumblr and said
Also I’m pretty sure if you’re out minding your own business and someone starts attacking you out of nowhere the law is gonna be on your side
 
And like someone said earlier, there's nothing to prove you bought the shirt.

You could say that your friend bought it for you since the design was cool/you visited a farm in New Zealand/the kiwi is your favorite animal/it didn't fit your friend anymore, or you got it at a thrift store, or that someone left it at the lost-and-found at your work/school/etc. and you stole it since you liked the design.

Nothing about the shirts directly promote cyberbullying, "transphobia", harassment of any specific person, etc. That's the genius of them.
 
oh damn, i wouldve loved a shot glass but 50 bucks shipping is too steep
ill see if i can have it sent to an american friends house and have them send it on to me
 
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