June 2018 Merchandise

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no "brianna wu for congress" shirts?

i really wanted it to say "wu/man 2018 dilating for a better tomorrow" or something

idk if theres legal repercussions for that though
 
Nabbed a shot glass the Believe shirt, too cute to pass on. Most of the fun is seeing what quote is gonna be on the glass, too many good ones. :feels:
 
Torn on the sizing, I can’t make heads or tails of the measurements. “Body length from HPS”? Plus “ringspun cotton/polyester”... Can someone help me out here? I want a hoodie, but I want it to be kind of baggy. Will this type of cotton shrink? It’s unisex sizing and I’m average female 5’5” / 130...idk. I need an adult! :'(
 
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Torn on the sizing, I can’t make heads or tails of the measurements. “Body length from HPS”? Plus “ringspun cotton/polyester”... Can someone help me out here? I want a hoodie, but I want it to be kind of baggy. Will this type of cotton shrink? It’s unisex sizing and I’m average female 5’5” / 130...idk. I need an adult! :'(
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I think unisex is a more neutral way of saying mens sizes, or at least how the items are cut. Probably doesn't make a difference for hoodies, though.

I think your best bet would be to get a medium. But it also depends on if you're top heavy.
If you're big in the boobage area maybe go for a large.
 
Would have gotten the Believe shirt if they had had it in womens, but instead I got the cow and kiwi cuddle shirt. Mr. Aphrodisia is going to scoff at me but considering all the time I spend on this hellsite I gotta give back somehow.
 
Aight Null I'd love to support the site & help fund your various vices and addictions, but I'm also one of the, apparently rare, adult male kiwis with a social life and a career. All those shirt designs skew female/tranny/autist. Idk how invested you are in this merchandising idea, but I would recommend putting out some shirts with a more serious aesthetic.

You could get away with a more edgy/brooding/pensive design that better advertises why somebody like me uses the site. Plus it would feel like legit memorabilia that I could have around and be like "oh yeah kiwifarms, that was an interesting site", instead of something memey. No disrespect to the folks who like these designs, I get why yall would dig this stuff, it aint no thang. But I just feel it might be worth exploring different art directions so folks like me can throw money down too.

alternatively I'd throw down for a patch/sticker or something to pin on a cork board.
 
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Aight Null I'd love to support the site & help fund your various vices and addictions, but I'm also one of the, apparently rare, adult male kiwis with a social life and a career. All those shirt designs skew female/tranny/autist. Idk how invested you are in this merchandising idea, but I would recommend putting out some shirts with a more serious aesthetic.

You could get away with a more edgy/brooding/pensive design that better advertises why somebody like me uses the site. Plus it would feel like legit memorabilia that I could have around and be like "oh yeah kiwifarms, that was an interesting site", instead of something memey. No disrespect to the folks who like these designs, I get why yall would dig this stuff, it aint no thang. But I just feel it might be worth exploring different art directions so folks like me can throw money down too.

alternatively I'd throw down for a patch/sticker or something to pin on a cork board.
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Just be like me and get some shot glasses. You can put them on your slightly dusty bar (I mean I had planned to use it but it just never happened) and remember those times you used to go out and have fun. :drink:
 
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Just be like me and get some shot glasses. You can put them on your slightly dusty bar (I mean I had planned to use it but it just never happened) and remember those times you used to go out and have fun. :drink:
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Nah I feel you, but shot glasses don't tend to last long with me unless they're shatterproof haha. I'd like something a bit more permanent that I know I'll have around in a decade or whatever - im a sucker for a sentiment

on that note, imma dedicate a shot tonight to your dusty bar & wistful woes. F, brother
 
>tfw you buy merch to subtly broadcast your membership to what is widely regarded as a cyberbowling forum
In all seriousness, I have to pick up a shirt. I just have to get super jacked before wearing it so I don't get clobbered by any 500 lb troon who realizes what it is.
 
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I ended up buying the Kiwi Farmer and the Cowstume ones, mostly because unless you know what they mean they look like generic hot topic shirts so it's a good way to spot hidden kiwis. The Believe one was great but I own too many black shirts already.
 
Holy fuck. UK shipping is £50/£90. Add in we'd then have to pay 2o% plus another £10 for handling this end and this t-shirt needs ti be made of diamond and unicorn wee. Another one to put on the "England is shit" list.

@Null I know this would have to be on trust and nobody in their right minds would trust any of us, but any chance you could sort of "licence" the designs? Dunno how many exUS farmers there are, but most countries have places like Zazzle. If you set a price for the design then we get it printed ourselves? Cos I love the farms an all, but it'd be cheaper to get a bloody tattoo than a t-shirt semt here.
 
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