Juggalos - ARE YOU DOWN WITH THE CLOWN?!

[Surtur]

When I have a chance, I shall tell you all the tale of Woody, Juggalo in Training.

 

[c-no]

When I have a chance, I shall tell you all the tale of Woody, Juggalo in Training.

Please tell us of Woody the Juggalo in Training, Surtur. Did he have a snake in his boot?

 

[exball]

When I have a chance, I shall tell you all the tale of Woody, Juggalo in Training.

Was his best friend named Buzz?

 

[The Dude]

That's the problem (one of them anyway) with juggalo's, they actually breed.
At last the loveshy are out of the gene pool.

Yeah, but the upside is most of the breeding ends with stillbirths or CPS taking the kids away because the "parents" are all drugged out.

Yeah, that might be going a bit too far. It's a bit tasteless to be honest.

Yeah, sorry. That was pretty tasteless even for me.

 

[exball]

Yeah, sorry. That was pretty tasteless even for me.

Lay off the white russians, Dude.

 

[Father Bigley]

Sorry for bumping a month later, but this page really needs to be shared.

http://okcupidjuggalos.tumblr.com/

 

[c-no]

Sorry for bumping a month later, but this page really needs to be shared.

http://okcupidjuggalos.tumblr.com/

http://25.media.tumblr.com/1d97768a7b25 ... 1_1280.jpg

I can't really decipher what he is saying. Faygo. Dead bodies. Painted. What is he trying to say?

 

[Father Bigley]

Sorry for bumping a month later, but this page really needs to be shared.

http://okcupidjuggalos.tumblr.com/

http://25.media.tumblr.com/1d97768a7b25 ... 1_1280.jpg

I can't really decipher what he is saying. Faygo. Dead bodies. Painted. What is he trying to say?

I'd be surprised if he knew himself.

Honestly though, is "dead body man" a reference to one of their songs or something?

 

[Foulmouth]

I can speak a little juggalese. Let's see I think he's saying ;

"I am a fuckwit, please pay attention to me"

 

[c-no]

I can speak a little juggalese. Let's see I think he's saying ;

"I am a fuckwit, please pay attention to me"

Thank you Foulmouth for your juggalese.

 

[FatNero]

Sharing time: I grew up in this subculture... I also grew the fuck out of it, if you need any translations I can be your David Attenborough.

 

[CWCissey]

Sorry for bumping a month later, but this page really needs to be shared.

http://okcupidjuggalos.tumblr.com/

http://25.media.tumblr.com/1d97768a7b25 ... 1_1280.jpg

This must be a troll. It's too self-aware.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Sorry for bumping a month later, but this page really needs to be shared.

http://okcupidjuggalos.tumblr.com/

http://25.media.tumblr.com/1d97768a7b25 ... 1_1280.jpg

This must be a troll. It's too self-aware.

I hope so. If not, then I've lost all hope for this world.

 

[soIregistered]

What the fuck is woop woop and why do they all say it?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

What the fuck is woop woop and why do they all say it?

To paraphrase Urban Dictionary, it's to express someone's joy and happiness. Can't really say why, though me thinks it has to do with them being retards.

 

[FatNero]

What the fuck is woop woop and why do they all say it?

I believe it started as the sound of cop car's claxon, but now it's sort of like when your dog yells at another dog.

Juggalo 1: "Whoop Whoop!" (Meaning, Hey, I am over here and I exist, am I alone in the universe?)

Juggalo 2: "Whoop Whoop!" (Meaning, No sir you are not alone, neither am I, we are all together in the brotherhood of man.)

Juggalo 1 responds: "Whoop Whoop!" (Meaning, Thank god, the existential fear was horrible.)

 

[c-no]

What the fuck is woop woop and why do they all say it?

I think woop woop could be something like a Juggalo mating call or some kind of saying they use to know they aren't alone as Juggalo's.

 

[FatNero]

What the fuck is woop woop and why do they all say it?

I think woop woop could be something like a Juggalo mating call or some kind of saying they use to know they aren't alone as Juggalo's.

A mating call is something more along the lines of "Gimme that 'neden."

 

[Father Bigley]

Sorry for bumping a month later, but this page really needs to be shared.

http://okcupidjuggalos.tumblr.com/

http://25.media.tumblr.com/1d97768a7b25 ... 1_1280.jpg

This must be a troll. It's too self-aware.

I'll let you decide. I initially thought so, but it's so hard to tell, since it's not really that much more ridiculous than the rest of them.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/urdream918/


Your avatar is incredible by the way.

 

[CWCissey]

Your avatar is incredible by the way.

Ha ha! Thanks. I'm a fan of the Father Ted reference with you. Hope you're blasting some Jungle music while posting here!