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[Ivan Daniloff]

Maybe I interpreted a blessing by the previous Anglican rector incorrectly, but there were prayers in each room and the prayers certainly took into account the idea that there might be things in the house that ought not to be there.

I did a tiny bit of research and it turns out that exorcisms can be done for locations as well as people (new to me). However, the situation you describe seems more like a thorough blessing, assuming it didn’t only focus on evil presences but also involved things like expression of gratitude for the home and prayers for future joy.

 

[Bookwork]

I think we're looking in the wrong direction. Hindus have their own form of exorcism and Muslims have Ruqyah Shar'iyyah. Need a double-header to delete-key Yanivery in #203. Plus Jonathan and Mutti will chimp out over it. Salt all over the place. A great day for Walnut Grove!

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Canada is pretty pozzed, so you’d probably wind up getting a Unitarian priest who would invite the ghost of John’s clit to stay indefinitely, as it is the spirit of a true and honest native woman

 

[Dr. Hannibal Buress]

I did a tiny bit of research and it turns out that exorcisms can be done for locations as well as people (new to me). However, the situation you describe seems more like a thorough blessing, assuming it didn’t only focus on evil presences but also involved things like expression of gratitude for the home and prayers for future joy.

So, there are 2 types of exorcisms, minor and major. Any RC priest can do a rite of minor exorcism, which is more of blessing, on objects, locations, and people. the priest walks around, says some prayers, flicks some holy water, and burns a little incense, and its supposed to drive out minor demons and problems.

The rite of major exorcism, or the Roman ritual, is the big gun. They need permission from the Vatican, who will demand proof of a major demonic possession before approving it. it has to be carried out by specially trained exorcists, who are chosen by their bishop for their faith and piety, and are apprenticed to current exorcists for years. It's considered "spiritual warfare" and is deadly serious.

 

[the khat quaffer]

I think we're looking in the wrong direction. Hindus have their own form of exorcism and Muslims have Ruqyah Shar'iyyah. Need a double-header to delete-key Yanivery in #203. Plus Jonathan and Mutti will chimp out over it. Salt all over the place. A great day for Walnut Grove!

is that the one where they throw cow shit on the walls to simultaneously bless the domicile and form a cheap/free insulating layer from the elements

edit to not double off-topic shitpost:

The last known exorcism approved by the Catholic church:

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

So, there are 2 types of exorcisms, minor and major. Any RC priest can do a rite of minor exorcism, which is more of blessing, on objects, locations, and people. the priest walks around, says some prayers, flicks some holy water, and burns a little incense, and its supposed to drive out minor demons and problems.

The rite of major exorcism, or the Roman ritual, is the big gun. They need permission from the Vatican, who will demand proof of a major demonic possession before approving it. it has to be carried out by specially trained exorcists, who are chosen by their bishop for their faith and piety, and are apprenticed to current exorcists for years. It's considered "spiritual warfare" and is deadly serious.

If I remember correctly, it has been decades since the last major rite of exorcism was approved.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

If I remember correctly, it has been decades since the last major rite of exorcism was approved.

That they admitted to.

I know there are Protestants doing them in the US.

https://thecultishshow.com/podcast/part-1-the-exorcism-of-kristen-bellomy

If you were out in some third world bumfuckistan and some rabid individual came at you, how are you even going to explain that in an email?

Shit, if you were in BC and Tranniv came at you, you're grabbing a crucifix and some holy water.

Get thee behind me, indeed.

 

[the khat quaffer]

That they admitted to.

I know there are Protestants doing them in the US.

https://thecultishshow.com/podcast/part-1-the-exorcism-of-kristen-bellomy

If you were out in some third world bumfuckistan and some rabid individual came at you, how are you even going to explain that in an email?

Shit, if you were in BC and Tranniv came at you, you're grabbing a crucifix and some holy water.

Get thee behind me, indeed.

In America's hat? I'd be fucked.

But over here, where God is actually paying attention? Well, I might get a light-mid sentence and an attaboy, for whatever that's worth (nothing).

It seriously just isn't worth it. It's better to just avoid troons.

 

[Cuckoman]

New article on meowmix : https://meowmix.online/jessica-yaniv-simpson-victims-create-wax-my-balls-website-podcast/

Autists have decided to create a website and podcast about a famous hog.
Maybe this will trigger the hog to make funny posts for us to laugh at.
We can at least hope so. Yaniv is losing steam.

I want the Yaniv of 2019 back. He had so much more energy and was so much funnier compared to Yaniv of 2026. Maybe this podcast will re-ignite his flame.

 

[Bookwork]

New article on meowmix : https://meowmix.online/jessica-yaniv-simpson-victims-create-wax-my-balls-website-podcast/

Autists have decided to create a website and podcast about a famous hog.
Maybe this will trigger the hog to make funny posts for us to laugh at.
We can at least hope so. Yaniv is losing steam.

I want the Yaniv of 2019 back. He had so much more energy and was so much funnier compared to Yaniv of 2026. Maybe this podcast will re-ignite his flame.

I like the artwork and the bold spirit. I hope they get a little fun out of it even when Yaniv tries to fart them to death.

It's grotesque that he's still attacking them while he lumbers uselessly around the wreckage he's made of his own life. He behaves like a cancer: a mutation, uncontrolled, invasive, trying to feed on the oxygen and nutrients of his community so he can destroy the community.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

I want the Yaniv of 2019 back. He had so much more energy and was so much funnier compared to Yaniv of 2026. Maybe this podcast will re-ignite his flame.

The Yaniv of yesterdays is long gone, never to be seen again sadly.

He's 100lbs heavier, he's under great stress, he's about to be homeless and his beetus is kicking into high gear. We've seen this before in the fatties. They burn bright but they don't burn long.

Jonny's health issues are starting to get more and more serious, he's not in good health to start with. He's fat and slothful. Lives in filth, eats only slop and then you add in the after effects of his botched rot-pocket surgery and he's obviously not going to be doing much.

Like so many of our lolcows, middle age is hitting hard. That's the truth of life, sure you can be a fool and treat your body like trash for a decade or two but sooner or later the consequences start hitting home. After 40 it's a lot harder for your body to deal with and recover from the shit you force it through and looking in the mirror each morning gets harder and harder.



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[the khat quaffer]

They burn bright but they don't burn long.

You light Jon boy on fire, you'll be able to see the fuckin' flames from Pluto. All that blubber and fat and whatever else he's got south of the equator.

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

You light Jon boy on fire, you'll be able to see the fuckin' flames from Pluto.

Our very own Jupiterian Great Red Spot

 

[Pig Cups]

I hope that for Jonny’s first night on the streets, he bloody diarrhea-shits into the last pair of (tattered) XXXXXL pantyhose he’s wearing. But, because he’s seated, it can’t be expelled normally out the back- his hulking mass and fat layers, combined with gravity forcing all of this weight downwards, creates a seal between his asshole and the fabric/pavement. With nowhere else to go, the liquid shit moves forward and fills up his axe wound instead. Jonny then goes to the local hospital at two in the morning, angrily demanding that the (female) chink and poojeet nurses scoop out hemorrhagic fecal matter from his rotpocket while cooing at him like the dainty little princess he is. They refuse and suggest euthanasia.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Our very own Jupiterian Great Red Spot

Our very own lidless, Cyclopean eye.

I hope that for Jonny’s first night on the streets, he bloody diarrhea-shits into the last pair of (tattered) XXXXXL pantyhose he’s wearing. But, because he’s seated, it can’t be expelled normally out the back- his hulking mass and fat layers, combined with gravity forcing all of this weight downwards, creates a seal between his asshole and the fabric/pavement. With nowhere else to go, the liquid shit moves forward and fills up his axe wound instead. Jonny then goes to the local hospital at two in the morning, angrily demanding that the (female) chink and poojeet nurses scoop out hemorrhagic fecal matter from his rotpocket while cooing at him like the dainty little princess he is. They refuse and suggest euthanasia.

Cows and cow shit/piss are normally sacred to the 'jeets...but in Jon-boy's case, I think they're willing to make a big exception.

 

[Cuckoman]

Another month, another "no open house" viewings.
I guess towards the end of the coming week we will see another drop in price.
Maybe alta don't see it as all that urgent as there is still equity in there but that will not last forever.

Not sure how the sales approach works. They don't have public viewings of the property at all?
So how does that work. If someone calls them up and says they are interested and would like to view it, Alta says "no, no viewings before purchase. If you want to view it you have to purchase it first, and deal with the person living there" That is how it works?
Interesting strategy.

Personally I bet that it will not run out of equity and go towards a short sale until the end of the year so at least until then Jonno should be fine. After that I guess it will start becoming urgent for Alta to get him out so they can actually sell it,.
But this is Canada and Jonno is a disabled bipoc indigenous woman so it will probably take at least half a year for them to forcefully evict him.
I think he is safe in his condo for at least another year. Probably more. I would not bet against him still being in the condo when 2028 comes around. lol.

 

[The Un-Clit]

The housing market has (finally) gone soft in B.C. and no one is willing to pay inflated prices for property any more, especially in condos. Newer buildings are having trouble filling up because no one wants to pay top dollar for 20% less square footage then they can get for the same price in slightly older places.

Even new rentals and co-ops are feeling that pinch. They locked in their mortgages at the peak of the bubble and banks are 'fuck you, pay me!' so they have to charge the same prices as before or start bleeding red ink. And then no one fills those units and you're splashing red anyway.

I can't say I feel sorry for the speculating bastards who drove the cost of living so insanely high in Greater Vancouver in the first place.

 

[Twrx]

Never got the appeal of condos. I've got friends that have had them and they just feel so, claustrophobic. Why pay for property when you can hear your next door neighbor snoring. It's idiocy

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Supposed to be a big El Niño this winter.

I want to see him floating out to sea and apologizing to his lost clit.

 

[Bookwork]

Doesn't El Niño give Vancouver milder, drier winters? Exploding like a melon in this summer's greater heat might be more likely. So messy, though.