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[31 Black]

It confuses blonde men too? Because I'm confused

My condolences. I will instead offer you a question:

How do you keep a blonde in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

 

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my parents told me i could become whatever i wanted so i became a dissapointment.

happy new year, new meme spamming will continue whenever i feel like it.

 

[Point Emerging]

I have a black friend who got promoted to a new job at the bank, and they hung him from a tree after he got the job. I guess that means he's the new branch manager.

The real joke is that I don't have any black friends.

 

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[#FF0000]

What's a skeleton's favorite snack?

 

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why didnt the skeleton climb up the mountain?

cuz it didnt have the guts!

(stole it from the end of botchamania 523)

 

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Amazon being dad-jokey today



"Why didnt aliens visit our sunsystem yet? because they saw the reviews and only saw one star."

 

[Retarded of the Month]

How many niggers you need to change a lightbulb?
None! They will kill each other before they start!

 

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How many niggers you need to change a lightbulb?
None! They will kill each other before they start!

how many policemen do you need to change lightbulb?

two, one shoots the lightbulb and the other one arrests the darkness.

 

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A Japanese, an Italian, and a Turk enter a competition.
The competition is as follows:
In a room, there is a wrinkled shirt, an iron, and a woman. The contestants have a limited time to iron the shirt and have sex with the woman.
The Italian enters first, sees that he doesn't have time, leaves the shirt and has sex with the woman, then goes outside and says to those waiting:
- I'm sorry, I failed. In our culture, love comes before work.
The Japanese enters, sees that he doesn't have time, leaves the woman and irons the shirt, then goes outside:
- I'm sorry, I failed. In our culture, work comes before love.
The Turk enters, sees that he doesn't have time, gives the iron to the woman, and while she irons, he has sex with her. He goes outside and says:
- I'm sorry, in our culture, we're screwing the employees

sauce (turkish): https://www.fikra.gen.tr/yazdir2.php?islem=fikra&fikra_no=1772

 

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Spoiler: nsfw

 

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Spoiler: nsfw

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

Here's the funniest joke of all time.

Africans and Indians both think they're better than white people.