JoJo Siwa reveals her plans to welcome triplets with three different surrogates

JoJo Siwa has specific plans to be a mother-of-three in the future.

The famed 21-year-old pop icon known for her rainbow-colored fashion revealed her ideas for motherhood in a recent interview with Cosmopolitan. While participating in the outlet’s “If I Were You” video series, Siwa opened up about wanting to have triplets with three surrogates.

After the singer came out as a member of the LGBTQ community in January 2021, she started to put together a pregnancy plan for herself. “Because I’m gay as s--- and I have to plan a pregnancy much different than a straight person,” she explained in Cosmopolitan’s video published July 16.

“I actually want to take three eggs, fertilize three eggs, and have three surrogates,” Siwa continued. “So technically, they’ll all be the same batch, but they would all be born separately. I’m gonna have my surrogates, my babies, then maybe their birthdays will land on different days, and they can be like triplets, but like, not.”

Not only does Siwa know she wants to have three babies, but she knows their names, too. Whether or not her future partner agreed, the “Guilty Pleasure” vocalist would like to name her kids Freddie, Eddie, and Teddie.

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/jojo-siwa-triplets-surrogates-b2583456.html

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

...but you have a uterus. Just because you don't want to have sex with a man doesn't mean you need a surrogate to make babies.
Argh, zoomer celebrities make my head hurt.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Desperate publicity play to remake herself as an edgy performer

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Jojo is basically the archetypical child actor/actress. Not surprised that she ended up messed up in the head, as she was also working at Nick during the Schneider era.

Desperate publicity play to remake herself as an edgy performer

She also dressed as Dollar Store Kiss once

 

[Tali Tali]

the “Guilty Pleasure” vocalist would like to name her kids Freddie, Eddie, and Teddie.

Frederick, Edward and Edward? Really?

 

[Would]

She also dressed as Dollar Store Kiss once

Lmao those Disney execs shoved unspeakable things up her orifices, didn't they?

Frederick, Edward and Edward? Really?

I think it's Frederick, Edward, and Theodore.

Still, better than naming them Skylar, Aiden, and Apple or some other soy name.

 

[CircuSphere]

Oh look, a celebrity treating children as props for attention.

If I only had a dime every time... I'd still be broke because inflation is a bitch.

 

[Otterly]

I keep seeing this word ‘welcome’ used for surrogacy. Some think tank has decided that ‘welcoming’ is a nice word to use for hiring a breeding slave and commissioning a baby for sale to you.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Lady, seek psychological help.

 

[tehpope]

Maybe try a pet first. A dog or cat. A fish or pet rock.

 

[melty]

I wonder how many of them she plans to troon out?

 

[round robin]

Lady, seek psychological help.

The sad truth of this era is that there *is* no psychological help. Any therapist or psychologist would cheer on this behavior. This is the inevitable result of the medical field becoming compromised.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

“I actually want to take three eggs, fertilize three eggs, and have three surrogates,” Siwa continued. “So technically, they’ll all be the same batch

THE SAME BATCH JESUS CHRIST

I am vocally anti-surrogacy because shit like this should never be possible or legal. It is beyond unethical. Three babies at once. Three breeding slaves. Three babies ripped from the only mother they will have ever known and handed off to be raised by staff and trotted out for People Magazine photo spreads every few years.

This is a logical consequence of surrogacy acceptance, that a batshit insane woman could commission a BATCH of babies with her only barrier being financial.

This is truly evil. The fact that the reporter did not immediately recoil in horror at these words is an indictment of our society.

 

[Troonos]

Surrogacy should be 100% illegal with zero exceptions.

 

[frozen_runner]

I only kind of know who this is. Looked her up... Jesus, she's aggressively unattractive.

Maybe try a pet first. A dog or cat. A fish or pet rock.

Not the dog! She's white, anything but the dog!!!

 

[Übertroon]

Surrogacy should be 100% illegal with zero exceptions.

Truly, I see way too many cases where people that nature is explicitly telling them "you should not be reproducing" using it as a loophole

 

[curbside2]

Surrogacy should be 100% illegal with zero exceptions.

Agreed. The “adopt don’t shop” crowd only applies their logic to dogs it seems. They’re much more willing to put a mother through the psychological trauma of losing a child.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Is that why she got so fat?

 

[Burd Turglar]

This chick is desperately clinging to relevancy. She will be the next Amanda Bynes, calling it now.

 

[beautiful person]

Agreed. The “adopt don’t shop” crowd only applies their logic to dogs it seems. They’re much more willing to put a mother through the psychological trauma of losing a child.

I've seen multiple progressive types, when human adoption is brought up, respond by saying, "adoption isn't a consolation prize for having your own child." As though anyone but them is calling it that, and as if calling adopted children "consolation prizes" isn't deeply offensive and reregressive. These people will twist reality itself to suit their personal desires, no matter how much it contradicts their own alleged belief system.

This chick is desperately clinging to relevancy. She will be the next Amanda Bynes, calling it now.

Amanda Bynes is a tragedy. This bitch is just obnoxious.

I think it's Frederick, Edward, and Theodore.

Enough people these days give their children diminutives for legal names that I think you're giving her too much credit.