JOINING A GYM?! 1/24/2018

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She wants to go to a gym because she thinks the reason she isn't losing weight is a lack of tools. This is why she buys all of this shit, the food scales and the vegetables that go rotten and the scales and the DVD's and the god forsaken fitbit. She doesn't want to blame herself, and that's only human, though she's barely human. It's because she doesn't have some object holding her hand through it.
 
stronkwonk dijo:
She wants to go to a gym because she thinks the reason she isn't losing weight is a lack of tools. This is why she buys all of this shit, the food scales and the vegetables that go rotten and the scales and the DVD's and the god forsaken fitbit. She doesn't want to blame herself, and that's only human, though she's barely human. It's because she doesn't have some object holding her hand through it.
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And, that right there is why she will never get better. She's looking for someone or something to do the work for her. It doesn't work like that, gorl. I can't wait for her My 600lb Life episode. It's going to be epic.
 
Also like how in the beginning mentioning their garbage cans blew away and Becky and Eric went to get them, and then quickly follows up with "Because I think there was only two of them." Right AL, even if there were 12 you'd still stand in front of the window watching them and plotting what barking orders to give Becky as soon as she got back in.
 
Long Donovan dijo:
Unfortunately for Amber, I believe most gym equipment has a maximum weight limit far below what she weighs.
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Most midline home exercise equipment has a max load of 250 pounds. Some gyms have treadmills that can accomodate up to 400 lbs. She might want to call around and ask her local Planet Fitness, Gold's, or Curves .
 
This is one of the more daft comments on this video.
 

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People like Amber is why the Woo pushers and supplement industry are thriving. Everybody wants a magic pill.

That’s why there are places like Planet Fitness, where working out is actually discouraged.

Curves-she can’t do it. It’s not a hard workout but it’s 20 minutes of fast cardio and you have to move from machine to machine in a circle, dancing between each one. I’d pay to see her do that. :).
 
Curves would be a nightmare for her. Slight PL, but I worked at a Curves gym. We were instructed to weigh/measure the members at their monthly anniversaries since joining. I can only imagine the excuses she'd give to not be weighed/measured. I'm sure her toothache would come back every month.
 
NemmaSis dijo:
Curves would be a nightmare for her. Slight PL, but I worked at a Curves gym. We were instructed to weigh/measure the members at their monthly anniversaries since joining. I can only imagine the excuses she'd give to not be weighed/measured. I'm sure her toothache would come back every month.
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The Curves in Monticello has closed down, so no worries there.
 
Cat sperging but I hate that she put the whole can of cat food on the fucking floor for them to eat...like seriously? You couldn't even put it in a dish? And she gave them a WHOLE CAN FOR EACH CAT? They probably puked their brains out and I'm not even going to start on cat diet/what she should be feeding them.

They could cut their cute little noses on the can edges. :mad:
 
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