🧊 IP2 Johnny Somali / Ramsey Khalid Ismael - Banned YouTuber, Banned Twitch Streamer, Banned Kick Streamer, Disruptive nigger who was arrested many times in Asia

How will this trial end for Johnny Somali?

  • Manual labor, welcome the cabbage field motherfucker!

    Votos: 523 62.3%
  • Ends up some criminals girlfriend.

    Votos: 176 21.0%
  • Punching bag for the entire cell block.

    Votos: 292 34.8%
  • Dies trying to escape.

    Votos: 87 10.4%
  • God is dead, he walks away free.

    Votos: 111 13.2%

  • Total de votantes
    840
Could be the case. Also, no one bought that this broke, uncharismatic manlet could land himself a woman. A man is a different story but a woman no.
Oh great, now the incels will be creating AI deepfakes of themselves making out with their "oneitis" once they learn of this.

His own parents told Johnny Salami that he should never reproduce and they have disowned him entirely. Clearly they didn't beat his ass enough in his youth.
 
Johnny and Hank went to a whorehouse and they told him "no blacks" and he filmed himself talking about it like no big deal. He couldn't even get a *paid for* woman.
Koreans generally do not like black people. When there was a lot of Korean women prostitutes plying their trade in the 'villes' next to US bases, years ago, the ones who catered to blacks were especially looked down upon. They would fix their hair up in an Afro style, dress accordingly. The ones who bore mixed black-Korean kids were looked down upon even more, as were their children, unless the GI father married the mother, then they were grudgingly tolerated. The kids without fathers didn't have much of a future, at least back then. In a country that drafts all young men, the only ones not drafted for the regular military are sole surviving sons and mixed-race men. Sole surviving sons went into the part-time Home Guard, mixed-race were not called at all. Koreans are big about keeping their race pure. When my kids were little they went with their mother to Korea twice, no problem since their father was a white American officer.
 
I am praying for 6 months of sleeping on the floor next to the shitter
I just realized he's going to learn how to use an Asian style squat toilet real quick-like :story:

Assuming his leg muscles are anything like a typical American, hes going to fall face first into the toilet the first time.
 
I just realized he's going to learn how to use an Asian style squat toilet real quick-like :story:

Assuming his leg muscles are anything like a typical American, hes going to fall face first into the toilet the first time.
Look at that twig nigger. He’s gonna fall in there a few dozen times before his leg muscles get strong enough to squat reliably without gravity slamming him face first into his own turds
 
Too short but not surprised, at the same time the time staying in that cell will inevitably be lengthened because he's a complete retard and will chimp out to an unbelievable degree before six months passes.
He's already spent months in Japanese jail dealing with their authoritarian system, Korean prison will probably be a piece of cake
 
I just realized he's going to learn how to use an Asian style squat toilet real quick-like :story:

Assuming his leg muscles are anything like a typical American, hes going to fall face first into the toilet the first time.
Jesus Christ, I had not considered this at all until now. I was kind of imagining him being forced to sleep on the floor wrapped around a western-style prison toilet but this sounds like it could be even worse.
 
I'm not sure if it's mentioned, but once he completes his sentence, will he be able to leave the country at last?
the six month sentence is specifically so they can give him some semblance of a punishment, with 5 years of registered sex offender status, so they can just go ahead, kick his black ass out, and be done with him. at least that's my interpretation of the judge's sentencing.
 
Assuming he doesn't get shanked with chopsticks, are there talk of repatriating him to America? Also, I think he should have his passport permanently revoked and keep him in Minnesota (he IS Somalian after all).

#1 No, none at all. US embassy told him they want nothing to do with him. Once he's finished his prison term, he'll be put on a 1-way plane home but not before.
#2 He's not Somalian by ancestry, he's a typical West African Amerimutt mix with mostly Nigerian ancestors. Ethiopian.
#3 If the sex offender status holds over to the USA, he's never leaving his home state again.
 
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#3 If the sex offender status holds over to the USA, he's never leaving his home state again.
It will, at least for the duration he got. At least that's what all the information Iv found stated. The only thing that was unclear was, if South Korea will transit the information to the US or if Salami would have to tell himself (as I said before, for extra funsies he will not and then get slapped with US jail time)

Also, it seems the Salami train is not finished yet. Let's see how this will end
 
Oh great, now the incels will be creating AI deepfakes of themselves making out with their "oneitis" once they learn of this.

His own parents told Johnny Salami that he should never reproduce and they have disowned him entirely. Clearly they didn't beat his ass enough in his youth.
Wait he has (or had) a dad in his life?
 
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