🧊 IP2 Johnny Somali / Ramsey Khalid Ismael - Banned YouTuber, Banned Twitch Streamer, Banned Kick Streamer, Disruptive nigger who was arrested many times in Asia

How will this trial end for Johnny Somali?

  • Manual labor, welcome the cabbage field motherfucker!

    Votos: 523 62.3%
  • Ends up some criminals girlfriend.

    Votos: 176 21.0%
  • Punching bag for the entire cell block.

    Votos: 292 34.8%
  • Dies trying to escape.

    Votos: 87 10.4%
  • God is dead, he walks away free.

    Votos: 111 13.2%

  • Total de votantes
    840
The biggest detox for Smally will be not getting the attention he craves or being able to chimp out minus consequences. If he starts his usual bullshit, he might either get dragged into some tiny concrete box or “pillow partied” by his cell mates in the middle of the night.
You never know..he may get all the attention he craves....with extra soap
 
I think we should look on the bright side for him.


1) Lifelong aversion to cabbage.
2) An utter master in Korean swear words in the various dialects.
3) your turn
4) Stretched out asshole so his shit slips out more smoothly.
5) A killer workout from much needed slave labor.
6) Attitude adjustment via constant beatings from an asian massah and fellow inmates.

Take it away next kiwi!
 
If korea prison is anything like nippon, he might actually not get beat or raped. I know it's difficult for us white people to imagine but in those countries the social order kind of still works in prison. It's not like the rape/murder adult daycare centers in the west.
True but Japanese prisons are very strict when it comes to discipline. If you act like a nigger you would get the "sit in the room in a very specific position for hours punishement" and don't you dare move a single muscle. I would expect something similar here as well. bonus points: his jail sentence gets extended if he acts up more and more. I was hoping for 2 years but at least he gets more then just a slap on the wrist. And the sex offender registry will hurt him for a few years too. imagine if he doesn't register in the Us. Then it's really up for some nigger raping (or as the Koreans call him "twink raping")
 
It's a win for Johnny Somali. Six months in jail and registration as a sex offender is absolutely nothing for a nigger. South Korea just proved they are a land of cucks with tiny penises and effeminate K-pop men as he did everything to within his power to mock and provoke them and he still got a slap on the wrist.

He will exit emboldened as ever and go on to the next asian country. What he really needed was the full 12 years or six months of daily caning.
 
True but Japanese prisons are very strict when it comes to discipline.
That's why I think korea is like that too. In the West prison work detail is a privilege for good behavior so they loosen the reins a bit and guys can talk to one another.

In asia work is the punishment and they don't allow fraternizing. I watched a documentary about two french guys in jap prison, and because of the social isolation/imposed silence the prisoners were so starved for interaction they just talked about newspaper headlines and stuff when the 20 minute socializing period rolled around everyday.

I think because they are more collective/social societies, part of the punishment in asia is not being able to interact. I honestly think somali is a coward and a bitch and won't chimp out in prison.
 
It's a win for Johnny Somali. Six months in jail and registration as a sex offender is absolutely nothing for a nigger. South Korea just proved they are a land of cucks with tiny penises and effeminate K-pop men as he did everything to within his power to mock and provoke them and he still got a slap on the wrist.

He will exit emboldened as ever and go on to the next asian country. What he really needed was the full 12 years or six months of daily caning.
Only country to actually fuck him is a land of cuck? Come on now.

I want to see him try this in Gulf states or china though.
 
When you add the fact that he can barely speak the language
One redditor managed to massively improve their Mandarin in a Chinese prison. JS has the perfect immersion opportunity if he had any maturity or self-discipline.
Isn't the sex offense because he made some AI video of him kissing another streamer? Wouldn't making him register as a sex offender in the USA when the offense in question something that is (probably) constitutionally protected speech in the USA be an infringement on his rights?
Not just an AI video of clothed kissing, but it even had the AI tool's logo in shot.
It's insane a bad joke was even considered a crime
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Any amount of jail time is a win. I was certain they would just deport him to stop dealing with him.
Anyone hoping for multiple years was delusional. Only stuff like murder/drugs gets you that in first world countries.

I think in the end he'll act up and get more time tacked on so it ends up being more than 6 months. This may be an unpopular oppinion, but in some ways Somali was right. The fish thing and being a piece of shit at the super market were things that in America I doubt would have gone anywhere in the court system. The fact Korea actually did something about it is a credit to them. So if he acts up in prisonin serious ways by starting a fight or something, I could see them also taking that seriously and adding more to it and this ending up with him staying an extra 6 months or so.

Smally is certain to chimp out enough to earn time in solitude or a “wooden shampoo” on a regular basis.

I'm almost scared to ask, whats a wooden shampoo?

Johnny also has the fun of detoxing from whatever drugs and alcohol he has been throwing down his throat the last months. Guaranteed the Korean jail systems isn't going to be to sympathetic to him coming down and wont dose him up with anything to help.

Guy is clearly an alcholic and clearly has some kind of mental problems. Wouldn't shock me if he is legit Bi polar. While its fun to meme on him for getting punished, and he deserves it, I really do hope he uses the time to get over the addiction and stays clean when he gets out. Is he a tard that deserves a hard ass beating? 100%. Is the world going to be made better by him staggering out of prison, heading back to America, and hitting the bottle until he pulls the olice away from more serious shit? Not at all .

Six months sounds about right. Good on South Korea for what has been a fair process and reasonable punishment.

I think it should have been a year, but considering it includes hard labor, I agree.

If korea prison is anything like nippon, he might actually not get beat or raped. I know it's difficult for us white people to imagine but in those countries the social order kind of still works in prison. It's not like the rape/murder adult daycare centers in the west.

It's entirely plausible he will spend the entire 6 months essentially alone, no one to talk to, doing nothing but mind numbing labor and eating disgusting gook food. Which is all excellent.

I wish our prisons were alot more like that. I feel like if thats how things were, we'd have less problems in society. Like I get the desire to punish people and I entierly agree that sometimes you need to use it to protect the public from violent people. But if some guy non violently steals a car, I dont think 5 years trying to avoid rapes and stabbings while stuck with corrupt cops is going to have a good outcome. And I'm not even saying you need to give the prisons like X box or whatever. I'm just saying cut back on corruption and stabbings and it would be a major improvement.

Which to be fair, from what I've seen it sounds like they are. All the digital tech making it easier to track criminals and stuff, from the outside makes it look like alot of them are improving. Seems like it's mostly the high security ones that deal with really violent gang members and stuff that still have alot of issues.

But I could also be wrong. not like I've ever been in prison or taken a tour of one.
 
It's a win for Johnny Somali. Six months in jail and registration as a sex offender is absolutely nothing for a nigger. South Korea just proved they are a land of cucks with tiny penises and effeminate K-pop men as he did everything to within his power to mock and provoke them and he still got a slap on the wrist.

He will exit emboldened as ever and go on to the next asian country. What he really needed was the full 12 years or six months of daily caning.
Well, yes and no imho. Yes he didn't get the full possible punishement of 3 years which should have happened. but at the same time he will be out of any Social Media algorithm during this "enforced hiatus" Which means whatever space he had in the algorithm is gone. When he comes out and starts doing stupid shit again it will probably only the detractors watching. Also, the registry as a sex offender will follow him for some time. Imagine he has to stay in the US because no other country will approve his visa
 
I wish our prisons were alot more like that. I feel like if thats how things were, we'd have less problems in society.
I wonder if it's the prisons or the inmates. Like, is it any wonder the prisons are like that in the US when they just basically concentrate the worst parts of the ghetto? Meanwhile the prisons in homogenous and orderly societies are themselves more orderly.
 
Any retard who thought he was getting years was always delusional. I'm surprised he got any prison time, and doubt he'll actually serve the full 6 months. Being a registered sex offender is a win for fucking his life up stateside, though.
I thought they took your phones away, Johnny...
 
That's why I think korea is like that too. In the West prison work detail is a privilege for good behavior so they loosen the reins a bit and guys can talk to one another.
It can actually even be a reward for good conduct and it beats being in your cell all day. A labor camp is actually a punishment, though, and the work itself is part of the punishment.
 
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