Johnny Depp Forced to Exit ‘Fantastic Beasts’ Franchise

[Notgoodwithusernames]

INB4 depp and rowling form an alliance against cancel culture

 

[Thomas Talus]

Isekais are the future.

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a Hollywood exec trolling through Narou - forever.

 

[Marissa Moira]

INB4 depp and rowling form an alliance against cancel culture

The Depp State if you will.

 

[NerdShamer]

It's been a while since I've seen a movie series go from a surprisingly OK first entry to an absolutely dogshit second one. Hopefully this means no more movies.

Pacific Rim. Godzilla: King of Monsters. That Predator movie with the autistic teen. That Alien movie that came out a few years ago. Star Wars.

The list goes on. Hollywood has an reverse Midas Touch going on.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

good movies

Are those still a thing in Current Year America?

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

They really fucked this dude over.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Nobody wants to see the 3rd movie anyway.
If I was a studio exec, I would cut my losses on this one and just make an adult Harry Potter movie with the original cast. that's what the fans want.

Except recast Hermione as a black transexual.

Emma Watson kinda deserves to have to pretend she's ok with it.

 

[Uncle June]

Didn't that broad cut his finger off? Wtf is he being demonized again?

 

[UnKillFill]

Depp has nobody to blame but himself. Never stick your dick in crazy.

 

[Jeffrey Epstein]

eddie redmayne can't keep getting the botox to be camera ready for much longer.

 

[Hooligan Handgun]

https://twitter.com/getFANDOM/status/1324752428244283394?s=20

https://archive.md/xTemF

 

[Dom Cruise]

Johnny Depp sure has fallen hard from his 2000s era heyday, which really bums me out, both because I kinda liked Depp and because it makes you realize how long ago the 2000s were now.

I find it funny though how almost every Hollywood franchise eventually runs itself into the ground, be it Terminator, Star Wars, Lord of The Rings, Harry Potter and so on.

They all follow the Police Academy model of just cranking out so many movies until you've just totally bled something dry.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

I always thought Johnny Depp would have been great in a biopic of Emperor Norton the First. He's about the right age for it now. Although a movie about a failed businessman who declares himself Emperor of the United States and gets a rabid fanbase as a result might just piss off the wokesters too much...

 

[Mister O.]

Those movies are junk but they still did Johnny dirty. I wonder if Rowling will say something lol, she may as well at this point. Her fanbase already wants her head on a pike, so why not.

 

[Wych Elm]

I'm not the biggest Depp fan, but this is lame.

On the other hand, he got out of a burning dumpster fire of a movie franchise. Dude ought to get a role in a movie that's not pop culture junk food. Maybe something a little weird that doesn't fall into "so quirky uwu" current year trash.

 

[Eris!]

Fantastic Beasts is a franchise?

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

I'm not the biggest Depp fan, but this is lame.

On the other hand, he got out of a burning dumpster fire of a movie franchise. Dude ought to get a role in a movie that's not pop culture junk food. Maybe something a little weird that doesn't fall into "so quirky uwu" current year trash.

Well he did actually do the Tusk movie.

 

[UnKillFill]

I'm just disappointed that nobody seems to have made the obvious porn parody: Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Tommy Wiseau wanted Johnny to play him in a movie - perhaps there is a chance now.

 

[Big Ruski]

It's pretty dumb, some junk tabloid won the suit that called him a wife beater and now everyone distance themselves from Johnny thinking he's an actual wife beater.