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I'll be sure to tell @Hulk Hogan that you think so.
John Cena!!
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cena is a fukn badass. i heard in viatnam war 2 he once behedded several vietkongies with one of their rice hats.
p badass.
p badass.
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Brother he'll fucking leg drop you.
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Are you sure about that? I don't know about you but it don't matter if the Hulkster is out of shape or the Sheik is out of style, because MACHO MADNESS IS FOREVER, don't need living people to keep it going man, the beat goes on ho yeah, THE BEAT GOES ON, and Mr. Marine I am staring at you following the fake Marine. Real mad men don't go around pretending, so why not join the Madness? HOYEAH.
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This thread is lacking Real Americans.
It is known in the hearts of all who've embraced Macho Madness that during the initial reckoning that dark day, May 20th 2011, Randy Savage knew the only way to stop Armageddon was to personally deliver a diving elbow drop to Jesus. Sacrificing himself for humanity, he pinned Jesus for the three count in the great heavenly skydome and allowed us all to live until Jesus is cleared to perform once more.
Thenceforth, may Slim Jims be the blessed, beefy snack above others and let his name be chanted during PPV filler matches. The legend of all legends, we thank you Macho Man.
Are you disrespecting the REAL AMERICAN? Brother, you have no idea what you've gotten yourself into. His 24 inch pythons are going to rip you apart, jack.
It is known in the hearts of all who've embraced Macho Madness that during the initial reckoning that dark day, May 20th 2011, Randy Savage knew the only way to stop Armageddon was to personally deliver a diving elbow drop to Jesus. Sacrificing himself for humanity, he pinned Jesus for the three count in the great heavenly skydome and allowed us all to live until Jesus is cleared to perform once more.
Thenceforth, may Slim Jims be the blessed, beefy snack above others and let his name be chanted during PPV filler matches. The legend of all legends, we thank you Macho Man.
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Cena have nothing on this guy. Just being blunt, Jace.
Bullet Club represent!
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You want to take that back?
MESS WITH THE BULL YOU GET THE HORNS!
Can't hear you over this Hulkamania fgt.
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Can't hear you over this Hulkamania fgt.
I'm sorry, what? Us John Cena fans don't even know who that is.
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Cena have nothing on this guy. Just being blunt, Jace.
Bullet Club represent!
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Who cares?!
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Apparently you.
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- 3 de Feb, 2013
Ya know somethin, brother? The Hulkster respects Cena for his love of America and the troops. But that is where it ends, man. If Cena was to go toe-to-toe with the Hulkster, he wouldn't know what to do against the awesome power of Hulkamania. Cena does the training and the vitamins, but he lacks the prayers, man. Hulkamania would crush him like a bug, brother. Cena wouldn't know what hit him before the ref counted the 1-2-3.
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I just want to throw it out there that The Rock has beaten Hulk Hogan, Stone Cold, and John Cena all at wrestlemania. Thoughts @Hulk Hogan and @ParkourDude91 ?
*crosses leg and sips tea*
*crosses leg and sips tea*
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Cena could never draw 93,000 people to the Pontiac Silverdome, Hulkster!
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But Cena would never turn his back on his best friend the Macho Man or those 93,000 fans to hang out with known bad asses and womanizers in the NWO.
Hulk Hogan is a known fraudster and would never make it in the Marines. He would rather make money and get laid.
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