💼 Careercow Joe Cracker / Robert C. McGee

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Here is a link to a tiny website that sells select DVD titles on DVD-R.
www.amazon.com

So because other sellers screw over their customers, it's okay for you to?

Nice.

 

[Joe_Cracker]

I've told you several times that pressed DVDs and Blurays are, even in small runs, cheaper per disc than pressed discs. You're screwing your customers over by using this burned crap.

When I was at Walmart today I saw brand spankin new Blu-Ray titles with price tags ranging from $15-$35 mine is only $7.25

 

[Surtur]

How many have you sold so far joe?

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

When I was at Walmart today I saw brand spankin new Blu-Ray titles with price tags ranging from $15-$35 mine is only $7.25

What does that have to do with... Anything? Is your blu ray on sale at Walmart?

 

[Cotton Puddings]

When I was at Walmart today I saw brand spankin new Blu-Ray titles with price tags ranging from $15-$35 mine is only $7.25

people are leery of cheap DVDs/blu-rays. they always assume it's some DTV crap with a sub-$5mil budget. the low price is not really a good selling point for movies, paradoxically

 

[Smutley]

Ok, just incase anyone is thinking of stealing from us again(illegally uploading or pirating any Rob DVD/BD(Blu-Ray disk) just know one thing. Though our DVDs have DRM(Digital rights management) protection our Blu-Rays don't. Therefore the date in which each disk is burned plus a certificate of authenticity with a picture of the disk as it was delivered to you or the seller is being included. This will be necessary that all buyers hold on to these certificates for you will need them for returns and if any show up on an auction site. If you don't have the certificate, consider it a pirate copy. Also, All of our digital downloads are watermarked on select scenes. Incase your wondering why that youtube doesn't is because we disabled it. Someone thought they could upload The Unknown Creature on YouTube illegally and get away with it.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=l_Kaw9jeXM8

That actually makes a whole lot of sense. If you made a rubber stamp with a super stylized 963 logo (like in a gothic font?) you could master the discs at least twice as fast for extra copy protection since that would be even harder to reproduce.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

When I was at Walmart today I saw brand spankin new Blu-Ray titles with price tags ranging from $15-$35 mine is only $7.25

And those movies cost millions of dollars to produce and hundreds of people get a cut of that money.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

Hey Joe what market do you think your films serve?
if it matters I bought your film on amazon because of kiwi and know a little about the business of media

 

[Joe_Cracker]

Hey Joe what market do you think your films serve?
if it matters I bought your film on amazon because of kiwi and know a little about the business of media

Well here is the Link http://robdvd.yolasite.com/unknowncreature.php

Chuck if you know how I can expand my audience, then I'm all ears. But you and I did speak privately here before.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

I think you should just make films as much as you want and not try and make them perfect, it'll get expensive. Keep people talking about you, build up your infamy on places like kiwi farms or wherever they're talking about your movie. Just put them out and if you're having fun doing it people will have fun watching. Like all the troma movies were awful but people watch them still. Their new movies still have the insanely shitty 1970s bumper at the beginning, the audio is completely fucked on it and they never bothered to fix it even like 40 years later. It is part of every movie and could get replaced with something better for $5 on fivr but they don't care they just put out movies.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Someone should just upload unknown creature to youku they don't give a fuck about copyright

 

[Mr. X]

It is legal, hotel websites like Priceline, kayak, Trivago, hotels.com do it all the time. If the manufacturer can make cheep quality product then he'll sell it cheep or give it to you at the best price.

What you wrote: "has to be pasted to the customer"
What you meant: "has to be passed on to the customer"

See the difference?

 

[Joe_Cracker]

What you wrote: "has to be pasted to the customer"
What you meant: "has to be passed on to the customer"

See the difference?

That's what I meant.

I think you should just make films as much as you want and not try and make them perfect, it'll get expensive. Keep people talking about you, build up your infamy on places like kiwi farms or wherever they're talking about your movie. Just put them out and if you're having fun doing it people will have fun watching. Like all the troma movies were awful but people watch them still. Their new movies still have the insanely shitty 1970s bumper at the beginning, the audio is completely fucked on it and they never bothered to fix it even like 40 years later. It is part of every movie and could get replaced with something better for $5 on fivr but they don't care they just put out movies.

I'm aware of Troma's reputation, I actually watched the toxic avenger cartoon when it was on, haven't seen the movie yet. I did see Biff Juggernaut's LoveCracked the movie. Lloyd Kaufman actually made an appearance in that.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

That's what I meant.

I'm aware of Troma's reputation, I actually watched the toxic avenger cartoon when it was on, haven't seen the movie yet. I did see Biff Juggernaut's LoveCracked the movie. Lloyd Kaufman actually made an appearance in that.

Notice they actually made movies instead of whining about copy protection.

 

[Joe_Cracker]

Notice they actually made movies instead of whining about copy protection.

If you buy the DVD or Blu-Ray of Unknown Creature 10th, you will see an anti-piracy message that will put the fear of God in you.

 

[KatsuKitty]

If you buy the DVD or Blu-Ray of Unknown Creature 10th, you will see an anti-piracy message that will put the fear of God in you.

yeah that message always works

 

[EI 903]

If you buy the DVD or Blu-Ray of Unknown Creature 10th, you will see an anti-piracy message that will put the fear of God in you.

Does this mean that atheists are free and clear to burn new copies of the film?

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

If you buy the DVD or Blu-Ray of Unknown Creature 10th, you will see an anti-piracy message that will put the fear of God in you.

Every single DVD I've ever copied had the same message.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

Lol dude nobody is afraid of your copyright message, it takes a lot of money to pursue that shit. Anyhow I want to remind everybody that many people never manage to finish their movie and this probably took a lot of time and more than a trivial amount of money so let's not steal joe's film.

 

[Joe_Cracker]

Every single DVD I've ever copied had the same message.

Did those messages ever feature things like backing pans, DVD cases, and gasoline?

It may sound dumb to some of you but when I was done shooting it, this is what was left.