US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

It was my burning of the Westfold. Where were the Capitol Police when the barricades fell?

January 6th was my Sector 7 plate collapse in Midgar.

January 6th was my Relm Sketch bug Corrupting my Save file.

January 6th was my USS Liberty Incident.

January 6th was my Fall of Reach

 

[Oxous]

January 6th was my Reichstag Fire.

 

[Pimp C]

Cruz is courting the Trump wing by repeatedly calling them terrorists?

Cruz cucked on that when pressed by the Tuck

 

[The Last Stand]

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There.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

I honestly thought Cruz was smarter than this. He lost two presidential runs (badly) with the cucked nice guy compassionate conservative act.

He really really really fucked up here. Every Republican candidate in 2024 including Trump is going to be playing sound clips of him calling flyover Americans terrorists. It takes a special kind of fuck up to nuke their own campaign two years in advance.

What a moron.

He has his moments of good, but they are few and far between. This little blip was essentially the bullet that ended his career; at least among many of the folks I hang with.

 

[Garm]

January 6th was my Fall of Reach
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It was my Battle of Tukayyid.

 

[X Prime]

January 6 is the Dark Souls of protests.

 

[soy_king]

January 6 was my Battle of the Berezina

 

[The Last Stand]

January 6 was Joan Crawford's comeuppance.

 

[XYZpdq]

Cruz cucked on that when pressed by the Tuck

I would have respected some sort of "no here's why this was actually terrorism" bullshit however filled with lies it was compared to being a pussy ass bitch

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

January 6, 2020 was my LV-426.

 

[Snekposter]

It was my Battle of Tukayyid.

A successful yet costly victory? You're not a filthy Clanner, are you?

January 6, 2020 was my LV-426.

Funnily enough both it and D.C. have the same solution (in Minecraft).

 

[Titos]

January 6th was my White Phosphorous Incident.
I'm sure the poor politicians would have ended up really cwispy if the brave capitol police hadn't stopped them.

 

[Garth]

January 6th wa ... shit, it's January 7th. Guess it doesn't matter.

 

[X Prime]

Sound advice.

 

[Garm]

A successful yet costly victory? You're not a filthy Clanner, are you?

Actually yes I am.

 

[The Man With No Name]

January 6th was my Fall of Tanith.

 

[Terrifik]

Jan 6 was my mass effect day.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Jan 6 is when the Enclave attacked my Vault

 

[Iceland Heavy]

1/6 was my voyage of the 2nd Pacific Squadron to Tsushima.