Smash or Pass? Would impregnate, several times. Problem being, she's a red-head, and thus certifiably insane. Sex would be amazing, but I know I'd have to be careful falling asleep every night.
I'm not saying she's the worst looking woman I've ever seen, or anything, but she's a hard average and only pulls the looks off due to makeup and specific outfits. The fact that she ballooned means she has even fewer options, now, and I doubt Jirard had anything to do with her dietary choices. She's still likely not to stick around, though.
Something something about darkies taking fat white girls, something something she returned to the tundra of the north, which if the Internet is anything to go by, is currently being invaded by pajeets. We already know she likes dark meat, she'll have her pick.
She's also a liar as well. They're both not great people, so they'll stick around each other. Remember, she's also the girl who works at IGN and Jirard said he'd get his gf to take care of the headlines, fast forward to the latest update and the wordage on the article was in his favor. I would rather them stay together so they'll both be miserable and using each other for whatever weirdo gain they get, they deserve each other. True romance, kiwis.
I actually thought she was kinda unattractive. Something about her build I can't put my finger on. She's super hot for Jirard but she looks like the kind of girl I get slightly disappointed when undressing because they actually seemed hotter in clothes.
It's muted/flat, and I don't mean flat like a board; but flat like soda that has lost its fizz. You know what it is, you should have no problem imbibing, but... something's just off. Her body is muted/flat.
For starters on the latter part I'm gonna need more elaboration.
I remember this post as well.
This one? First page of this thread.
It isn't necessarily that all of these people are friends with Jirard specifically, rather you could hypothetically create a chart that proves that a lot of these people A) know each other, B) exist in the same bubble due to sharing "the right politics", and anyone who disagrees needs to be ousted (I.E. Jontron).
Lulubuu was pretty much everywhere on Twitter and did editing for Matt McMuscles, and a few other YouTubers IIRC. That's about it. I have a feeling his cat-fishyness is what might have allowed him to get his foot in the door.
Some of the people listed do indeed interact publicly at cons, etc with Jirard. Scott Falco himself is a lolcow with certain aspects and tries to get involved with everyone to gain more clout. But some of these people just have that one circle away type of energy. Some people directly used to do stuff with Jirard or are active friends. I think it's something to just keep an eye on. Especially with some of his "friends" that hadn't spoken up like SomeCallMeJohnny, which is why this is being mentioned in the first place.
Call it a hunch but some people def aren't saying anything publicly about him because he makes them sign NDAs or it's mutually assured destruction where Jirard might have dirt on certain people and so people don't wanna speak up against him. I've mentioned this as a thought either in this thread or the other one.
Vengeance is truly a dish best served cold. Guy gets vindicated by getting completely uninvolved with the fat faggot then proceeds to flex alluding to being a functional adult with a family. Lets just hope for his own good he keeps avoiding the internet.
She would look pasable at best without all the makeup, angles, filters and lighting. You can also start seeing that tummy already which I can only imagine is a gut now.
Jobst has a meltdown over money for the first 10 minutes. That Mitchell settlement with Twin Galaxies fucked him hard.
Karl is MAD MAD
You know the situation is a disaster when Jirard can be aptly compared to Tommy Tallarico. "My mom was the longest-lived FTD patient in the world!" and then "I singlehandedly made the Best Buy I worked at the #1 in the country!" Shit is crazy.