jew magic - How do I cast a spell?

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Baguette Child dijo:
The only reason I don't believe in jew magic

is because they all look so fucking nasty. If they had actual magic their fucking noses wouldn't be a mile long.
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jew magic is the oldest ”real” magic in the world. I think it deserves a little respect. I hold it to the same degree as alchemy where maybe they had some good ideas that actually carried over into modern chemistry. Maybe jew magic carried over into getting a loan from The Bank or maybe getting a real estate discount in a high income gated neighborhood or perhaps even a raise with paid time off and full health benefits.

The point is, we never know until we look deeper and do some deep thunking.
 
I read some Kabbalah and it's not what you think it is. It's more like metaphysics and philosophy than full on "magic." Most of the original Kabbalistic texts are free online, so you can study it if you want, but you probably won't get much use out of it.
 
Marzipan Apple dijo:
I read some Kabbalah and it's not what you think it is. It's more like metaphysics and philosophy than full on "magic." Most of the original Kabbalistic texts are free online, so you can study it if you want, but you probably won't get much use out of it.
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Nice try but I’m pretty sure it’s about summoning and using angels to cast spells. You can be honest with me here, we all the know ancient texts are locked up tight and only few ever get to know. You’re among fellow members of the tribe friend.
 
Invader Xe/Xim dijo:
jews cursing us Whites with magic spells.
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Jews are technically white but roughly 1,000 years ago a number of jews gathered together and used a forbidden technique to curse the rest of their fellow whites into being walled off spiritually from the jew magic. Since then the only people that can access it are either jews or the fabled "la creatura" tier of beings, although the latter seem to have less knowledge and control over it due to their fucked up inbred interracial genetics. This is why the mexican people speak of la creatura and "el ogro de las americanas" the last few years as there was an incident very few speak of where one came down from north of the border and caused absolute havoc.

Invader Xe/Xim dijo:
jew magic is the oldest ”real” magic in the world.
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You can tell it's real magic by the fact that it's spelt magic and not "Magyxk" or some other retarded nu-pagan spellng.

Invader Xe/Xim dijo:
Maybe jew magic carried over into getting a loan from The Bank or maybe getting a real estate discount in a high income gated neighborhood or perhaps even a raise with paid time off and full health benefits.
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I'm pretty sure this is less tied to jew magic and more tied to that infamous alchemist that lived on that private island off the coast of some major country. Magic's still involved there, just not jew magic specifically i don't think.
 
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Incel Death Note dijo:
Scoff all you want but they made videogames unfun and drugs cringe. Explain that with your """science""".
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You take a man, put it in a dress, castrate him, buy him a ceo seat at video game company.

Jewish magic is like cock magic. It makes the foreskin suddenly dissapear. And look Rabbi over there is suddenly not hungry anymore. Respectable!
 
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