🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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When you're even getting felted by the Q-tard boomer accounts you use to slap together your show... Hard to believe Q people still exist. Jerbiden bros not like this, hopefully the oranges are just to express his Floridian patriotism or something...

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Maybe I’m just a massive retard but can you explain this?
Nobody would know what the oranges are for if it weren't for Google Gemini, which explains oranges are people's mysterious way of communicating to Jer: "we can trigger you with just an emoji, your content is low-effort slop, we are still here laughing at you".
 
Actually I have to expose myself as not having followed Jer that closely the past weeks, so I'm confused by the Tobuscus situation.
All I remembered about Toby Turner was that he was an early YT star, then had multiple meltdowns, was a terrible with women he dated, and then disappeared.
Why is he now back and why is Jer obsessed with him? Has he tried making a comeback as based redpilled MAGA?
 
Maybe I’m just a massive retard but can you explain this?
Jeremy Hambly steals content and de facto takes credit for it by ignoring watermarks and adding his own to video footage that he repackages for his own brand. He also knows that any mention of 'oranges' is coming from detractors who know his recent lore that he's really upset about (being a cuck flaggot content thief) so he avoids or bans anyone talking about them.

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Why is he now back and why is Jer obsessed with him? Has he tried making a comeback as based redpilled MAGA?
Jer was drooling all over Tobuscus's horrible music video about deporting mexicans and speaking english, which although based, is extremely low quality. The reason he is doing this is because it is compatible with who he thinks his current audience is (basic bitch Trump supporters not mad about the Iran war) and he thinks Tobuscus can save his channel by associating with him and leeching some views from his audience.
 
What's the context with the Conroe, Tx reviews? Is he planning on moving somewhere?
Some white woman in Texas had a Karen moment at some Muslims on camera then got fired and Quartering was looking up the negative reviews to alog the company that fired her. So according to Quartering...
  1. It's based to confront people publicly you have a problem with and scream insults at them.
  2. No one should lose their job for harassment.
  3. Someone getting massive negative feedback online is them getting owned.
  4. NONE OF THESE RULES APPLY TO JEREMY HAMBLY FOR REASONS THAT WILL NOT BE EXPLAINED!!!
 
Maybe I’m just a massive retard but can you explain this?
He doesn't like being made fun of.
Even chatting anything orange is a bannable offense on his stream.
He knows we'll make fun of him for showing a video with a bunch of oranges so he'll likely avoid it.
Why are oranges so offensive to him?
Tldr he stole a short with a lady cooking pork with oranges. Jer's entire commentary was two seconds asking "what are the oranges for?"
Stuttering Craig ran with it and a bunch of people kept spamming orange emojis on Jer's chat.

So much so, he later threatened to turn his cyber truck into a kill dozer and come for haters if they kept asking him what the oranges are for.
 
Actually I have to expose myself as not having followed Jer that closely the past weeks, so I'm confused by the Tobuscus situation.
All I remembered about Toby Turner was that he was an early YT star, then had multiple meltdowns, was a terrible with women he dated, and then disappeared.
Why is he now back and why is Jer obsessed with him? Has he tried making a comeback as based redpilled MAGA?
Yep, you got it in one. He recently came out with a music video that Jer and Mel reacted to (based tagline: if you don't speak English gtfo), saying they want him on as a guest. I think he may have replayed the song on later streams as well.

Tobuscus seems to be on board, as recently he put out a video of their reaction on Instagram and Facebook. I'd normally link that here, but the only versions I could find start with that hideous Mel laugh so fuck that noise.
 


I thought it worth noting that not only has DSP stolen Jer’s whole Pokémon card grift, but he’s somehow actually succeeding at it well enough to make it a regular part of his show.

Every $50 he’ll open a standard pack and every $250 or giant dono he’ll open a rare part. He’s already pulled 5k off this grift and climbing.

When Darksydephil can actually succeed where Jer failed abysmally, there isn’t much farther down he can go.
 
Yep, you got it in one. He recently came out with a music video that Jer and Mel reacted to (based tagline: if you don't speak English gtfo), saying they want him on as a guest. I think he may have replayed the song on later streams as well.

Tobuscus seems to be on board, as recently he put out a video of their reaction on Instagram and Facebook. I'd normally link that here, but the only versions I could find start with that hideous Mel laugh so fuck that noise.
Tobuscus is also a legit schitzo who might scream "White power! Heil Hitler!" On Jer's stream. Should be a fun one.
 
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I thought it worth noting that not only has DSP stolen Jer’s whole Pokémon card grift, but he’s somehow actually succeeding at it well enough to make it a regular part of his show.

Every $50 he’ll open a standard pack and every $250 or giant dono he’ll open a rare part. He’s already pulled 5k off this grift and climbing.

When Darksydephil can actually succeed where Jer failed abysmally, there isn’t much farther down he can go.
I'm guessing Phil bought them from the store or official sellers rather than random Ebay scammers like Jer did. I'm not a Phil a-log (or supporter) so the more success he gets and thereby the more he felts Jer the happier I will be.
 
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I thought it worth noting that not only has DSP stolen Jer’s whole Pokémon card grift, but he’s somehow actually succeeding at it well enough to make it a regular part of his show.

Every $50 he’ll open a standard pack and every $250 or giant dono he’ll open a rare part. He’s already pulled 5k off this grift and climbing.

When Darksydephil can actually succeed where Jer failed abysmally, there isn’t much farther down he can go.
Here's an idea for Jer to bait donos. Every time he gets a $20 or more dono he opens a pack of Pokemon cards but if it's a Shark Pedo he has to take off his hat and eat the card. He can't put his hat back on until he finishes eating the card.
 
Here's an idea for Jer to bait donos. Every time he gets a $20 or more dono he opens a pack of Pokemon cards but if it's a Shark Pedo he has to take off his hat and eat the card. He can't put his hat back on until he finishes eating the card.
Can he roll over donos from one day to the next?
I'm asking because he only got 12 dollars today.
 
The 9AM Show Comments. (RumBULL)
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The 11:30AM Show Comments. (RumBULL)
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Switched from Skittles to Little Debbie Swiss Rolls? I wish they would explain the lies (probably because there are none).
They need to stop insulting Quartering, in an attempt to own da Casino they are felting Jer.
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I'm guessing Phil bought them from the store or official sellers rather than random Ebay scammers like Jer did. I'm not a Phil a-log (or supporter) so the more success he gets and thereby the more he felts Jer the happier I will be.
nah, he's just as big a piece of shit as jeremy is. they both deserve to be living in a box in the gutter
 
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I thought it worth noting that not only has DSP stolen Jer’s whole Pokémon card grift, but he’s somehow actually succeeding at it well enough to make it a regular part of his show.

Every $50 he’ll open a standard pack and every $250 or giant dono he’ll open a rare part. He’s already pulled 5k off this grift and climbing.

When Darksydephil can actually succeed where Jer failed abysmally, there isn’t much farther down he can go.
Phil isn't winning, spending $2000+ on boxes of packs to make the same money he would have made anyway isn't a win.
 
All of Jer's purchases can be categorized into a folder called "Flex Bait." Like Swifties that buy every alternate pressing of her albums that are sold in different stores with different tracklists or the comic slop content cunts that would buy all the variant covers in order to pose with it, Jer is a consoomer that wants to be praised for his possessions. He buys things to have things and he has things so that other people can see him have them. He's a vapid culture vulture that does not care for any hobby he engages in. This is true for MTG, Pokemon TCG, RC cars, Trump swag, his arcades, his NES collection, his NeoGeo collection, and now guns. Its all EdBoy fuckshit just to peacock on twitter.
This also goes under being a SOCIAL AND FISCAL RETARD. JUST LIKE THE THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF RETARDS BEFORE HIM And the thousands that will happen after him.

Jer Jer is part of Generation FAIL... the Fake it until you make it Crowd. Living beyond their means even if they have the money that most people do not have.

Early on this topic I mentioned about his Mc Mansion. How shitty it was built and the cost. I also mentioned just like those in Generation FAIL that IMHO Jer Jer is probably measuring his wealth by his gross assets AND NOT HIS NET ASSETS, LIKE I DO.

We've all seen his debts that is on public record. He appears to be under water on his out as the value of the house is much lower than what He purchased for.

And now it appears he is selling off all of his expensive toys that he does not need anymore.

Jeremy NEVER was a true millionaire. His NET ASSETS to myself were Always SUSPECT. He was always on the edge of being upper middle class because of all of his insignificant, useless, massive purchases.

As Stated before I used to own a Mc-Manson. I know the fucking cost of maintenance of owning and utilities on it. And as stated before I am so fucking glad the ex got the house. It was a fucking money sink.

IMHO Jer jer got luck early on the Youtube media hype during the AGE of FREE MONEY.

He chases the typical Millennial get rich quick schemes and made purchases to pretend he was in the 1%er crowd. He's NOT in the 1%er Crowd. He's acts like a fucking mongoloid in his financials.

Look at the business section on this site to find the people who know how to invest and have a a few of us have a med to high level of NET ASSETS.

And you will see WE DON'T THINK LIKE HOW JEREMY HAMBLY does his financial planning.

Again we got some smart people in the business section sharing their concepts on the financial market.

Here is a video on someone commenting on His finances. It's ... okay...




Over the years, this is something that I've seen so many, many, times here in Silicon Valley.

Those who are rich because of "Old Money"
Those who are rich because of "New Money"
And those who pretend to be rich.
 
nah, he's just as big a piece of shit as jeremy is. they both deserve to be living in a box in the gutter
I'm only aware of DSP lore from what KC has said in the last 18 or so months. I'm guessing he probably is what you say and deserves that fate. From a know-nothing about DSP, it appears as if there is absolutely zero chance he is able to salvage his own situation, so for someone who absolutely hates Jer, I am personally OK with DSP getting a temporary W knowing that in the long-term it means nothing, for the short-term gain of Jer suffering, because I'm not convinced Jer is out for good as much as DSP is.

That might be a retard opinion, I'm open to being informed. I spoke words about Chrissie Mayr a long time ago that there's no way in hell I would say now, being more informed on her nature.
 
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