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Jeddy got fired by Destructoid's new CEO.

He be pissed.

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Yes, this means he basically got shit-canned for his "Dynasty warriors for pedophiles" review.
 
That is a poorly written response for someone claiming to be a journalist.

Also, he was working for Destructoid free for a year, writing garbage about sticking controllers up his fat ass, and being serious about it. He wasn't trolling them for not paying him :stress:
 
I love that he put "work" in quotation marks, almost as an admission that his articles were shit. I say almost because that would require a degree of self-introspection, something Jed clearly doesn't have.

Shoving the controller in his butt was more work than anything he's ever typed.
 
Honestly, the article about shoving the Switch controller up his butt should've ended his career. It was considerably worse.
He did that for pleasure. He also wrote an article about shoving amiibo up his butt; that he presumably also didn't get any monetary compensation for.

Most people just go and buy a dildo, but clearly that's too much work for ol' Jedder Pedders.

That is a poorly written response for someone claiming to be a journalist.
I look forward to his next step from here. He shut down his patreon, and given that he's been super public about the fact his previous "employers" didn't even bother to pay him, why would anybody actually bother to give him a job, it's clear he's happy to just do it for free.
 
I knew that he was an idiot and I knew that he had written an entire article explaining how Microsoft should implement censorship into their messaging system to prevent people from sending messages with offensive words, but I never knew about a lot of this other shit. At this point, I don't know what's dumber - the fact that Destructoid started paying him in "exposure" instead of actual money, or the fact that he kept on writing despite receiving no payment at all. Either way, they deserved each other - Jed deserved the "no-pay" clause for his awful writing, and Destructoid deserved his awful writing.

Also, I think that "There's something about dinosaurs that excites me" should be on the quote bar.
 
In the full statement he mentions he's actually not been paid for a year since the UK team was let go, so he literally did it for free

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>he's a "games journalist"
>on the internet
>on a cucked SJW "news" site
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes facts he doesn't like because whenever he gets triggered he starts cryin rn
>he deletes facts he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of tranny porn he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends
 
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