🌟 Internet Famous James White / @jamescagewhite / Cheng Xi - Unemployable ex-viner in an arranged marriage based on lies.

Yikes, his mom is one hell of a helicopter mom.
More like a fucking Apache of a mom or whatever the chinese knockoff of that is.

I do just feel sorry for him. Hes pretty naive and clearly being abused by his mother.
True, but this dude will eventually have to grow a spine or he's dead on fucked when she passes.
 
doesn't this dude have a ton of weens?
i thought he was just some maybe intellectually challenged funny dude, never really heard about the abuse part and the arranged marriage is recent? seems the james hole goes deeper than i thought.
teetering between wanting to see a "spiral into deeper insanity" arc and wanting him to get help tbh
 
Archive of his t-shirt site (April 5th 2021). He also put a link to his website which is verycoolveryswag.com on his twitter at some point. It seems to be gone now so here is the latest archive I could find (May 13 2021). There were some pics of his t-shirt there and some random pictures. According to the site he also uploaded his own music on apple music and spotify, no link though.

Pics of his t-shirts from the website:
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Not gonna lie here, if his store was still up, I can imagine him being able to make a decent buck off of people who buy it under the impression that it's part of some sort of artsy, post-modern, purposely bad aesthetic.
 
OP seems pretty good so far. Don't have any real feedback to provide. Lemme know when you feel it's ready to move out
Other than the info in @Syro's post (which I dont have time to add myself) I think its ready to be moved out.

Unrelated to that, James is threatening to expose the person who reported him to Teespring.
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Well, James and his bride finally wed. But don't forget to buy t-shirt to support our savings man!
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Unrelated but his wife's dress is fairly pretty. Congrats to the couple.
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James Cage White may have accidentally broken US law in such a way to have $3000 seized from him by his bank.

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No archive yet since his Twitter is currently private.
 
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oh man this guy is so unusual. i saw him posting online a lot, and like others in the thread, i thought he was playing a character, but the more of his posts i read the more it dawned on me that this dude is like mentally unwell. i feel like his marriage is going to end disastrously for sure when the reality of his employment situation dawns on his wife. poor girl, that'll be rough for her.
his mom seems like every negative stereotype of asian mothers rolled into one. watching this thread with interest, good writeup, OP
 
Isn't he in China? From what I've seen and heard from filthy gwailo who chase the slanted clam, this is totally normal behavior over there. If anything James is more competent and personable than the average Chinese guy.

Arranged marriages are totally normal in non-European countries, especially in Asia. Chinese guys routinely save up the local equivalent of a couple thousand dollars and go to like rural Vietnam to buy a wife.

It's still weird, but it's more the product of their culture being odd than him being an exceptional example of his culture.
 
Been following James for many years now and these past few months have been very exciting.

Apparently for more supplemental income he's recently made a Cameo and people are already fucking with him and he can't handle the situation on his own. Maybe mother will help

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Been following James for many years now and these past few months have been very exciting.

Apparently for more supplemental income he's recently made a Cameo and people are already fucking with him and he can't handle the situation on his own. Maybe mother will help

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This reads like a parody. How is this guy for real?
 
This reads like a parody. How is this guy for real?
He’s definitely for real, I followed him for years on vine and have been keeping up with him on Twitter for a while now too and he’s never wavered in his eccentricities

He’s always been a favorite internet weirdo of mine. On his vine account, he was well known for his repeating “very cool, very swag, I like it!” (Which he still parrots today) and I used to think it was a sorta-charming language barrier thing that he latched onto as a catch phrase. The longer I’ve followed him though, the more I’ve come to wonder if it’s an autistic repetition sort of thing. Not sure, I digress


He’s a very interesting guy who isn’t particularly good at anything, loves to oversharee online, and does not react well to trolling. Hell, I went to his Twitter to find something and this was one of his most recent tweets.
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Relating back to the comments about beating his gay kid, One time he tweeted about eating watermelon as reward, and maxmoefoe said something about putting the seeds in his urethra. Since then, I’ll see references to watermelon seeds in troll comments under nearly every tweet. AF62251D-97CF-4DFB-BC41-74A08FD17B4B.jpeg 4DDB62F9-E4DF-4D2C-BD53-A60B97E392F1.jpeg

He is an absolute goldmine and I’m shocked that there wasn’t a more active thread on him. OP looks great 👍
 
Hits close to home. Very depressing, not swag. Doesn't help that he has such a fatalist outlook on life. Though, I guess most kids would have under that kind of parenting in a high power distance culture like China.
 
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