💼 Careercow Jakethesnake1281 / Jake Fullerton - CWC, Onision and DSP A-log who makes cringeworthy videos and tweets

[Rat Speaker]

This could be amusing. I am going to sit right here and watch

Me too, let me grab a chair and

 

[Hat]

 

[Super Collie]

Hi Jake, always remember: "If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not."

edit: God damn it, he's Undertale trash too?

 

[Baby Pom]

This hand looks like it belongs to underage b&

 

[Hat]

This hand looks like it belongs to underage b&

That or it comes from some autist who sits around all day playing video games and who has never held a tool in his life.

 

[DZ 305]

That or it comes from some autist who sits around all day playing video games and who has never held a tool in his life.

If he plays with himself, does that count as holding a tool?

 

[Hat]

If he plays with himself, does that count as holding a tool?

Tools have the capacity to create, so no.

 

[José Mourinho]

Links posted here for your convenience:

Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/Jakethesnake1281 http://archive.is/rX2x6
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Jakethesnake1281 http://archive.is/rF2jh
PSN: http://psnprofiles.com/Jakethesnake1281 http://archive.is/fT17i
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Jake_Fullerton/with_replies http://archive.is/371Vj
dA: https://jakethesnake1281.deviantart.com http://archive.is/Sl1Jk

Archive links are on the way. Done

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I love it when we get new A-Logs, especially since the original isn't really producing any content. I think the only thing more pathetic than attempting to troll Chris only to have everyone realise you're Chris 2.0 is attempting to troll Chris only to have everyone realise you're A-Log 2.0.

And it's much better when there's more than one target at hand too (DSP and Onision join Chris as the "unholy trinity", in this case).

And when there's videos like him slapping another man's tits.

 

[Hom Tanks]

Hi Jake, always remember: "If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not."

edit: God damn it, he's Undertale trash too?

It's because Undertale is about a neurotypical human helping the entitled autistic monsters and killing them is a bad thing.

 

[Roosechu]

Sleepy me read Fullington instead of Fullerton.

Exit light,
Enter night,
Take my hand,
We're off to autism-autism land!

 

[Baby Pom]

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

And that explains pretty much everything you need to know about Jake "The Snake".

 

[TopCat]

Has anybody sent him a link to the page yet?

 

[Super Collie]

Has anybody sent him a link to the page yet?

@Jackie Chin hinted to him on Twitter that a thread here existed, but did not link him directly.

Also:
Archive: http://archive.is/oU5AV

Fucking weirdo.

 

[TheImportantFart]

@Jackie Chin hinted to him on Twitter that a thread here existed, but did not link him directly.

Good, it's always much funnier if they discover it on their own. You only need to look at the Kirby Krisis to see what happens when weens link a cow here.

 

[chimpburgers]

 

[MMX]

Links posted here for your convenience:

Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/Jakethesnake1281 http://archive.is/rX2x6
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Jakethesnake1281 http://archive.is/rF2jh
PSN: http://psnprofiles.com/Jakethesnake1281 http://archive.is/fT17i
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Jake_Fullerton/with_replies http://archive.is/371Vj
dA: https://jakethesnake1281.deviantart.com http://archive.is/Sl1Jk

Archive links are on the way. Done

Theres some CWC levels of vidya hording going on

 

[TheImportantFart]

Theres some CWC levels of vidya hording going on

At least Chris managed to get 100% or near to 100% trophies on a fair few of his PS3 games. This guy can't even manage that.

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

So, did someone get the popcorn? I brought the vodka.

Something about this guy is bugging me. I've seen his doppleganger somewhere, swear to god...