❄️ Snowflake Jack Monroe / Melissa "Mel" Hadjicostas / Jack Xatzinikolas / @BootstrapCook - Spaghetti hoop rinser who wants to live like Common People, the face of poverty in Britain, literally can't lie

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Decent post. She has been a persistent attention seeking crybully victim in the liberal britbong press over the years.

Edit: never knew she was originally Hadjias-Costas..

All together now...

"She came from Greeks she had a thirst for knowledge..."
It's pedantic I know but the lyrics to Pulp's anthemic song actually start with "She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge" 🎵

For non Brits, the song "Common People" was hugely successful and @MeganDodgedABullet was very clever in that post. I just wanted to add some additional information for our international Kiwibros that may not have understood the reference.

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@frap My jaw hit my chest when I saw the speaking fees between £10-£15K! Obviously "poverty porn" pays well. This is my first introduction to "Jack" and you have included loads of information in your OP. Definitely following this thread!
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More sucking up to her in the Guardian today:
She’s changed her story/timeline again in that interview. She’s still pushing the working class upbringing too, despite all evidence to the contrary. I’m going to try finding the article where she talks about her family holidays and how they had a Land Rover (EDIT: FOUND and archived, will be added to OP this evening). I’m endeavouring to get all pre-pandemic sections pretty much complete today, but I have some errands to run first.
 
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More sucking up to her in the Guardian today:
This is actually one of the least flattering articles about her in a while, which gives evidence in support of quite a few of the allegations made against her. For example, it goes into how she ripped off her Kickstarter/Patreon contributors and failed to deliver books or other items they should have received :
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More damningly, Jack brazenly admits to drunkenly blowing money donated to her on expensive furniture:

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This article really doesn't portray her in a positive light, it's not a good look for a supposed "anti-poverty campaigner" to flippantly admit to wasting thousands of pounds of her contributors 'money on drunken impulse purchases. I'm sure she sees nothing hypocritical about her behaviour whatsoever though.
 
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This is actually one of the least flattering articles about her in a while, which gives evidence in support of quite a few of the allegations made against her. For example, it goes into how she ripped off her Kickstarter/Patreon contributors and failed to deliver books or other items they should have received :
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More damningly, Jack brazenly admits to drunkenly blowing money donated to her on expensive furniture:

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This article really doesn't portray her in a positive light, it's not a good look for a supposed "anti-poverty campaigner" to flippantly admit to wasting thousands of pounds of her contributors 'money on drunken impulse purchases. I'm sure she sees nothing hypocritical about her behaviour whatsoever though.
Ah yes. That famous weakness of the poors. Getting wasted and going on a sideboard binge.
 
The stupidest thing about this fraudulent coke head is how she has been embraced by the upper echelons of Brit elite establishment for like 10 years. The British cultural elite is mainly woke leftoid now which means they are so open minded their brains have fallen out. They were so hyped up to have an apparent working class pauper who had all the same soytard woke opinions as them that they failed to notice she’s a massive fraud.

Tldr: britfags are stupid.
 
Troon arc is my favourite part of the Jack lore. Best part is when a VERY SERIOUS Breitbart journalist wrote an article about her breasts. https://www.breitbart.com/the-media/2015/10/31/need-talk-dr-jack-monroes-breasts/
The comments under this article are great. Here's a very long screenshot of one.

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The drama continues over the latest interview. I've been adding to the OP today, including some screenshots showing her son wanting bread and jam and and her admitting that she had a drinking problem even during the big pov.

And now this exchange on Twitter:
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In case anyone was wondering why soooo many screenshots of her words are in the OP, this is why. She's more slippery than an oiled snake.
 
Yes, because everyone knows that addictions become manageable when you're in poverty, and you definitely don't scrounge every last penny to feed the addiction when you know you can't afford it. Addiction is sensible and rational like that!

Great start to the OP, she's definitely my favourite Britcow and the roast potatoes shit had me seriously considering starting a thread myself. So glad to see this in motion!

ETA: I'm rereading the additions to the OP, and what is with Jack's obsession with Sainsbury's, even before the partnership deal? There is no way that Sainsbury's Basics is cheaper than Tesco Value/Asda Smartprice. Especially not back in the early 2010s.
 
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Yes, because everyone knows that addictions become manageable when you're in poverty, and you definitely don't scrounge every last penny to feed the addiction when you know you can't afford it. Addiction is sensible and rational like that!

Great start to the OP, she's definitely my favourite Britcow and the roast potatoes shit had me seriously considering starting a thread myself. So glad to see this in motion!

ETA: I'm rereading the additions to the OP, and what is with Jack's obsession with Sainsbury's, even before the partnership deal? There is no way that Sainsbury's Basics is cheaper than Tesco Value/Asda Smartprice. Especially not back in the early 2010s.
Not to mention Lidl and Aldi.

She dropped a new timeline on Twitter yesterday, so I've archived and saved it for future reference.
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Jack's version of events, Jan 2023:
People seem to be deliberately twisting a very clear timeline of events here, so I’ll clarify again.
  • 2011-2013: Poverty
  • 2013-2020: Descent into alcoholism, frivolous behaviour, drunk purchases, etc
  • Early 2021: Rehab. Sobriety. Lost p/t admin assistant. Fell behind on Patreon.
  • June 2021: Relationship breakdown. Left with all house bills in 2 year contract.
  • June 2021 onwards: Stopped spending money on booze and furniture, because I was responsible for the house alone and also in recovery.
  • Late 2022: Tipping back into crisis point financially >>>> because of rent and bills and insecure income. Wrote a blog about it.
  • Very late 2022: Signed a new book deal. Not a life changing sum, but a ‘back from the brink’ bit of security for a while.
  • Dec 2022/Jan 2023: Mailed out outstanding Patreon pledges. Still sober.
  • Feb 2023: Bloody tenancy finally ends on this ludicrous house, downsizing and moving to a one bedroom flat to try to get a handle on managing a precarious freelance income and be able to breathe a bit.
That’s it. That’s the timeline. And I of all people should know.

So yes, over the years I’ve blown some cash recklessly, I’m an alcoholic and an addict and blackout is quite the thing - but that was earned from book sales and speaking gigs, NOT from Patreon. Ironically that only started fucking up when I went sober.

I’m not perfect. I’m disorganised, chaotic, was hiding years of addiction that was masking years of trauma and fear. I’ve made mistakes, been scared to face up to stuff, taken on too much, and paid v heavily for it.

I’m working on it. One day at a time. And that’s all I can do.

I’m going to walk the dog, but if you see anyone claiming anything to the contrary on here, feel free to post a link to the first tweet in the thread as a reply. I’m so very tired of being lied about when I’ve been nothing but (probably far too) honest every step of the way.
 
Excellent work OP. I've been following this cow for years. Definitely following this thread. You're doing God's work!

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Jack wouldn’t know working class if it jumped up and smacked her in the face.

A most glorious start OP. Between alcoholism, muh victimhood, sus recipes that don’t reflect the reality of poverty and le genderspecials; this is going to be a riot.
 
Really pleased to this cow here, thanks @frap you’ve done a grand job and that’s a hefty good read of an op.
I’ve followed the tattle threads for a few years and she is unreal, perpetual victim, jumps on every gender/mental illness/sjw bandwagon and rides the coat tails of those who actually give a shit. Her clenched teeth animosity towards Marcus Rashford for stealing her crown was hilarious.
 
Really pleased to this cow here, thanks @frap you’ve done a grand job and that’s a hefty good read of an op.
I’ve followed the tattle threads for a few years and she is unreal, perpetual victim, jumps on every gender/mental illness/sjw bandwagon and rides the coat tails of those who actually give a shit. Her clenched teeth animosity towards Marcus Rashford for stealing her crown was hilarious.
When I started last week I genuinely thought I would get it done by yesterday but she truly is relentless. Thank god for tattle. They're getting a mention in the acknowledgements/thanks section! I only wish they archived more thoroughly.

Speaking of, I'm trying to keep one eye on tattle and just came across this:
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When I started last week I genuinely thought I would get it done by yesterday but she truly is relentless. Thank god for tattle. They're getting a mention in the acknowledgements/thanks section! I only wish they archived more thoroughly.

Speaking of, I'm trying to keep one eye on tattle and just came across this:
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Your doing a great job, but always the case you keep finding more stuff the deep down the rabbit hole you go. But what you have now is extremely well done.
 
Blocked and Reported had an update on Monroe in today's subscribers' episode, mostly about the ludicrous advice given in her new book. Relevant portion attached. Nothing new-new but good for a laugh:

Keep up the great work @frap .

Edit: This was linked in the scrape from Tattle earlier, but I think Kathleen Stock's Unherd article about Monroe really gets to the heart of why she is such a darling of the hand-wringing middle-class bastion that is the Guardian:
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These days, Monroe seems professionally wedded to a narrative of personal struggle and sudden dramatic changes of fortune, for better or worse. She has a huge Twitter following, regularly detailing physical and mental health challenges, struggles with alcohol, a rollercoaster love-life, and anecdotes that heavily imply that the wolf is never far from the door. She’s helped by a fluent writing style that cycles rapidly through a variety of clickable moods: cheerful resilience in the face of adversity, living-my-best-life showboating, sassy clapbacking, ruefully relatable parenting moments, and so on. In short, she’s the acceptable face of modern poverty in the eyes of many middle-class progressives — and they adore her for it.

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Once you have unscrewed your face, consider that the real attraction of Monroe’s writing for readers cannot possibly be that it gives impoverished people genuinely delicious things to eat, still less that it saves them lots of money. After all, no amount of repurposing stale cornflakes or fiddling about with ring pulls is going to make even the smallest dent in household bills these days. Rather, the main appeal of Monroe’s writing is surely that it taps into an old and perennially satisfying literary tradition, which for want of a better term I’ll call Thrift Lit.

In this genre, fearless housewives — often abetted by a calm and steadfast husband with carpentry skills — marshal all their domestic forces against a hostile local environment. They build shelters, repurpose natural objects into domestic ones, find ingenious uses for old things, and waste nothing. […]

Viewed in this light, despite all the contemporary trappings (non-binary, tattooed, neurodiverse), Monroe becomes a surprisingly traditional figure, grounded in Puritan values of self-restraint and respectability: a castaway, pioneer, or farmer’s wife, ingeniously building a succession of bright, glowing homes for herself and her child out of nothing, in the midst of a punishing economic wilderness. The virtues to which she exhorts us by her own alleged example are thrift and frugality, not as means to any further ends but as wholly satisfying moral and aesthetic ends in themselves.
(unherd.com, archive.ph)
 
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Fantastic, I'll add that tomorrow and give it a proofread, but then I think the OP is pretty much done. I'll leave this overnight and for the morning so people have a chance to see and, if they're so inclined, give the OP a once over and let me know if there's anything they think could be changed. Also please let me know if I've left anyone out of the acknowledgments!

If all is good I'll ask the mods to move it. I'm thinking dramacow tag in the lolcow subforum but if anyone has another thought let me know.
 
Great OP, very thorough.

What I really don't get about people like this is that, even if Jack was massaging the truth anyway, why she has to push everything to such extremes that causes increasing suspicion about her ever more outlandish tall tales that slowly causes the whole thing to unravel. She could have had a good thing going as some minor media personality who claimed she had to live off Lidl baked beans exclusively for a while and wrote popular books about cooking on a tight budget, which seems like it might be where she gets most of her money from even still. Nobody would be bothered to start extensively tracking every part of her story that didn't line up with her previous statements and making a whole damn wiki to account for the mountains of bullshit spewed out over the years if she wasn't such an attention whore desperately doing whatever it takes to be seen as the ultimate perfect victim in society who's managed to be victimized by every hot topic thing going on at the moment.
 
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