She briefly unprivated for the election, to show what a good little lefty true-believer she is:
@JustJackMonroe
!!10 HOURS TIL POLLS CLOSE!!
Change will only come if you vote for it
@RMapledene
Good luck in Southend.
You have a lovely candidate
Jack. @JustJackMonroe 14h
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@RMapledene
They’re both amazing and it’s been such an honour and a privilege to spend so much time with them the last few months. David Burton-Sampson and Bayo Alaba both fully deserve to win x
Jul 4, 2024 · 11:03 AM UTC
The pretentious little full-stop after her display name strikes me as particularly arrogant, for some reason. I guess because it implies she is a celebrity of the caliber that can be known by only a first name, which she most certainly ain't.
I’ve been volunteering 80+ hr weeks for the last few months, largely on super-focused data, spreadsheets, maths, organisation and analysis, utilising the VERY BEST OF MY AUTISM to keep the likes of this guy and his pals out of power in Essex. Don’t hate us coz you ain’t us.
#ActuallyAutistic
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA - bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. But she got the arse-licking she wanted from the comments-club leftists, of course:
Jack 80 hours a week is too much, however important your task is(hint: it's very important). Please look after yourself
(Don't worry Carolyn, "80 hours a week" is a fucking lie).
I know. But I'm okay. It's short term and almost over
Wouldn't want to get too close to being gainfully employed like everyone else who contributes to society, would we?
Important post, Jack. Wish I could repost. Good to see you again
This one is ridiculous:
This poster hangs in my office, and today I stood in front of it and started to read it out loud to my comrades. This
seems so far from where we are now. But Labour have done it before, and I believe that only we can do it again.
Change will only come if you vote for it.
"my comrades" lol.
She's a political expert, guys:
It feels squeaky close, doorsteps being a lot more of a cautious indicator than the wildly excitable polling data, every single vote is going to count here I feel. Its the hope that kills you in the end
What a hero you are Jack! (Also, pretty sure the polls steadily predicted a Labour win and were anything but "wildly excitable").
Ooooh well then they're [someone's friend] a diamond - having met most if not all of the canvassers over the last few weeks, they're all absolute stars.
@JustJackMonroe At the local election count and have spent the last three hours sitting with an old and very good friend, crunching the sample numbers for early predictions. Maths, numbers, structure, and hope, all of my favourite things.
And bullshit ridiculous lies too, Jack - you forgot that one, arguably your most favourite of all. Who wants to bet the person sitting with her only met her for the first time five minutes ago and already can't stand her - or doesn't even exist? (Pretty sure anyway that election predictions are not done by random volunteers, rather at HQ, or they're contracted out to people at specialist data firms who'd actually know what they're doing).
More fan-fiction, desperately pretending to be gainfully employed:
One of the young women in the office today was sharing about the vibe and subsequent comedown from seeing Taylor Swift in concert and I piped up 'that's exactly how I felt after seeing Fleetwood Mac' and I'm legitimately the Office Elder now
Also in this series: having to explain who Pamela Anderson is and why she was iconic (with demonstration slo-mo run)
Also in this series: Someone said earlier 'you wear it well' and I countered 'a little old fashioned but that's alright' and everyone just paused in silent confusion. Thank god I didn't sing it.
(I don't know what the hell she's talking about either). But these three tweets really strike me as the output of a very socially isolated individual who is starved of the normal banter that is utterly unremarkable to anyone who actually leaves the house.
Despite retiring the "bootstrap cook" persona, she made some sort of appearance at FareShare Yorkshire:
@FareShareUK: Recently, FareShare Yorkshire had a visit from @JustJackMonroe, @CandiceBrown, and the team from @TheBigHelpOut24
Come behind the scenes to see what they got up to, including a cook off using only surplus food!
Photo from the second tweet:
Last but not least, the interesting bit. She has deleted EVERYTHING between June 2023 and April of this year - all the Gengar stuff gone, all the Lee Anderson stuff gone:
Fucking snake. Too bad for you we're
forensic, Jack, because you sure aren't!
you do sterling work there.