🐮 Lolcow Jack David Sickenberger / The Cunning Condor - Prudish, Nosy, and Pretentious Cartoonist who Hates WHORES and makes REAL ART

[Cunning Condor]

Okay, so I'm dubbing you The Cumming Condom.

For the record, the jokes on my name have been done to death so you're out of luck there. :/ Sorry.

you censored them on a work in your DA gallery so...?

Satire.

 

[Coster]

Just because art is old and has a name attached to it doesn't mean it's good. Bad artists existed during the Renaissance, for example.

Okay. Critique the piece from Franz von Bayros BriarHeart linked. Tell us why it's not good art.

 

[Cunning Condor]

Bitch you just jelly of Meowthkip's Tumblr Artblog swagger.

I haven't seen it actually. I don't really care tho.

Okay. Critique the piece from Franz von Bayros BriarHeart linked.

GuUUUUUUH...

Why? It's boring and lackluster.... I want something cool to talk aboooooout... :l

 

[SpessCaptain]

How about Beksinski?

 

[Meowthkip]

I haven't seen it actually. I don't really care tho.

I'm not sure you could handle it. There's horrible porn there.

 

[Sigyn]

Just because art is old and has a name attached to it doesn't mean it's good. Bad artists existed during the Renaissance, for example.

Yep, totally. But this isn't one of them. Aside from the fact that it's interesting and well made, it uses elements of Balance, movement and focus, among other things, to make a unique and dynamic composition. Whether you like it or not, it has the decided on components of good art. As well as a true following, apparently. Your art has neither. You could learn something from this whether you like porn or not.

 

[Lurker]

I haven't seen it actually. I don't really care tho.

First time posting in your thread.

And I can already tell you're going places.

Also it sounds like you're threatened by Meowthkip's superior art skills. I understand. She is pretty good at art... unlike you.

 

[Cunning Condor]

There's nothing cryptic about it.

Have you even given it a try?

Seriously, give it a shot. I'm looking forward to what you find.

 

[Meowthkip]

First time posting in your thread.

And I can already tell you're going places.

Also it sounds like you're threatened by Meowthkip's superior art skills. I understand. She is pretty good at art... unlike you.

Photoshop is fired up.

Condor, do you want me to wait for you to get a digital art program up, or are you going to scan your drawings?

 

[Cunning Condor]

First time posting in your thread.

And I can already tell you're going places.

Also it sounds like you're threatened by Meowthkip's superior art skills. I understand. She is pretty good at art... unlike you.

Or I'm indifferent. For all I know, they're good. But hey, there are plenty of great artist's that don't strike my interests.

 

[Coster]

GuUUUUUUH...

Why? It's boring and lackluster.... I want something cool to talk aboooooout... :l

Spoiler: Art Sperging

Literally nothing about that picture is boring or lackluster. The position of the woman shows wonderful knowledge and rendering of the human form in an organic way. The detail in the picture is immaculate, something you definitely couldn't produce. The light amount of dotted shading adds wonderful depth into an already amazing piece.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Condor, whats your opinion on this image of Slenderman?
I gotta give it to slendy, his body's pretty tasty.

 

[Cunning Condor]

Photoshop is fired up.

Condor, do you want me to wait for you to get a digital art program up, or are you going to scan your drawings?

I tend to stick to traditional roots. But as of now, I'm backed up with other drawings, and I besides, even if I made something that buried your entry, I'd still lose due to the trolls here being strongly against me either way so yeah.

Spoiler: Art Sperging

Literally nothing about that picture is boring or lackluster. The position of the woman shows wonderful knowledge and rendering of the human form in an organic way. The detail in the picture is immaculate, something you definitely couldn't produce. The light amount of dotted shading adds wonderful depth into an already amazing piece.

It looked flat to me.

 

[Lurker]

Spoiler: Art Sperging

Literally nothing about that picture is boring or lackluster. The position of the woman shows wonderful knowledge and rendering of the human form in an organic way. The detail in the picture is immaculate, something you definitely couldn't produce. The light amount of dotted shading adds wonderful depth into an already amazing piece.

But she has boobs.

That offends me.

Clearly the artist is an "art whore".

 

[Sigyn]

Condor, whats your opinion on this image of Slenderman?
I gotta give it to slendy, his body's pretty tasty.

Fanart of Slendy noodling Condor with his massive tentacles pls

 

[Cunning Condor]

Condor, whats your opinion on this image of Slenderman?
I gotta give it to slendy, his body's pretty tasty.

It's funny enough. The bright orange is a little off tho. to me anyway.

 

[Lurker]

Or I'm indifferent. For all I know, they're good. But hey, there are plenty of great artist's that don't strike my interests.

That's because you're threatened by all great artists, you sperg.

 

[Meowthkip]

I tend to stick to traditional roots. But as of now, I'm backed up with other drawings, and I besides, even if I made something that buried your entry, I'd still lose due to the trolls here being strongly against me either way so yeah.

Then bury my entry then, scrub.

You're all talk and no guts. Do you have a scanner or not?

 

[Cunning Condor]

Fanart of Slendy noodling Condor with his massive tentacles pls

Hence why I keep my image to myself.

 

[Sigyn]

It looked flat to me.

I'm gonna guess that you've never taken a class in art composition. If I'm wrong and you have proof I'll donate $10 to the forums tomorrow.