🐮 Lolcow Jack David Sickenberger / The Cunning Condor - Prudish, Nosy, and Pretentious Cartoonist who Hates WHORES and makes REAL ART

[BriarHeart]

My right hand is currently recovering from the broken window incident.

Also, I hate the mentality that having a girlfriend/boyfriend makes someone "superior". I'm sure we all know some douchebags who have a partner who lacks any individuality, y'know?

You punched a window? Why, did it not understand your art either?

 

[SpessCaptain]

Were you taken to the hospital?

Should of been the vet to be put down.

 

[TM Ambrose]

So i'm going to say it. This Cunning Condor probably isnt' the real one, and you should all ignore them.

 

[Cunning Condor]

Condor revealed himself to be a pretentious douche who rejects criticism and acts like he's smarter than everyone else.

Oh, and he hates whores.



What kind of accident?

I got a little crazy after the daily dose of death threats increased significantly about a month ago.

Also, I've had conversations (actual ones) with many peeps who both liked and disliked my art. I'm always looking for feedback and criticism. Whatever this shit is... it isn't constructive. Just snotty.

So i'm going to say it. This Cunning Condor probably isnt' the real one, and you should all ignore them.

Or am I? Oo

 

[Overchek]

https://kiwifarms.net/members/the-cunning-condor.5189/

https://kiwifarms.net/members/cunning-condor.5502/

You're not a clever man, are you?

 

[Azazel]

This thread was made to insult me because I said I hate porn.

Yea, not why it was made. Go read the original post again. "This one in particular enjoys being pretentious and starting drama on various websites" See that? That's the reason why it was started, and it's the reason you're still here posting.

Also, how am I a bigot? I despise anyone who sees another person as a "lower person" just because of their race/religion/etc.

A bigot is merely someone a person who is intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices. This describes you to the letter.

 

[Meowthkip]

Or am I? Oo

You can get Verified by making a post about us on your DA journal or Tumblr.

 

[TM Ambrose]

Or am I? Oo

You're not

 

[Cunning Condor]

Condor revealed himself to be a pretentious douche who rejects criticism and acts like he's smarter than everyone else.

Oh, and he hates whores.



What kind of accident?

Io rido di la sua arroganza. Che lui spera a realizzare?

@Condor, you're being arrogant.

I am arrogant. But I'm not in denial of my stubborn attitude.

You can get Verified by making a post about us on your DA journal or Tumblr.

I could... or I could mess with yall some more. I don't entirely trust this crowd to comply with me if I agree to do so on the condition that we all chill the hell out (including me) so we're kinda at a dead end.

 

[Godot]

I don't like having money involved in my art.

But didn't you just admit yourself that's how something becomes a "masterpiece" just trying to wrap my head around your logic, what separates your art from art like that?

 

[Jackie Chin]

I could... or I could mess with yall some more. I don't entirely trust this crowd to comply with me if I agree to do so on the condition that we all chill the hell out (including me) so we're kinda at a dead end.

We don't negotiate with autistics lol

 

[Meowthkip]

I could... or I could mess with yall some more. I don't entirely trust this crowd to comply with me if I agree to do so on the condition that we all chill the hell out (including me) so we're kinda at a dead end.

Are you Condor or are you somebody looking to start shit with Condor?

Nobody cares about your lame-ass mind games, you twat.

 

[Cunning Condor]

But didn't you just admit yourself that's how something becomes a "masterpiece" just trying to wrap my head around your logic, what separates your art from art like that?

I was mocking.

What separates my art from art from, like... Raphaels is that Raphael's art rapes mine.

We don't negotiate with autistics lol

and the bigotry.

Let's joke about child rape while we're at it. -_-

 

[LegoTugboat]

Which Kiwi girl is your favourite?

 

[Meowthkip]

What separates my art from art from, like... Raphaels is that Raphael's art rapes mine.

That's not a creepy way of putting it at all.

 

[BriarHeart]

I got a little crazy after the daily dose of death threats increased significantly about a month ago.

So, was it an "I'll show them! I'll show them all!! GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD!!!!!" kind of crazy, or a "People not pat Condor's ass! This make Condor ANGRY!! CONDOR SMASH!!!!!" kind of crazy?

 

[Cunning Condor]

Are you Condor or are you somebody looking to start shit with Condor?

Nobody cares about your lame-ass mind games, you twat.

You've been falling for them for a good while now.

Question: How can you be sure that my multiple account across the web are that of the same person? For all you know Condor could actually be 8 people sharing a password.

That's not a creepy way of putting it at all.

"I just wanna be like you guys D:"

 

[Godot]

I was mocking.

What separates my art from art from, like... Raphaels is that Raphael's art rapes mine.

Rape as in the way the younguns use it? Like "I raped you in call of Duty" so basically you're saying his art is far better than yours?

 

[Jackie Chin]

and the bigotry.

Let's joke about child rape while we're at it. -_-

Why on Earth would you want to do that? Got some fetish with child rape you want to get out of the closet?

 

[Locksnap]

I was mocking.

What separates my art from art from, like... Raphaels is that Raphael's art rapes mine.

and the bigotry.

Let's joke about child rape while we're at it. -_-

lol