Jace in different eras

[The Knife's Husbando]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=CHuQy0mqW5I
'Murica.

HRGGGRRKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...... will.....not....sperg......about......blacksmithing....and....just......how......insanely........stupid......this...is.....

(sticks head in a bucket of ice water)

 

[impossibility]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=CHuQy0mqW5I

That guy's name is Gay. That's unrealistic.

Also, for a great look at Jace in the Middle Ages, I'll send you back in time to this post:
http://cwckiforums.com/threads/archery-with-parkourdude91.4427/page-3#post-299054

 

[Randall Fragg]

Steampunk Jace:
"Salutations Fans, 'tis I, Jasibous Connorson, leader of the Tele-videograph Network Militia Webley Nation! Type •- - - - in support of our struggle against socialist-anarchist-progressives, Heathen Ottoman Turks, Forginer Subversives, and those god-damned Spainerds! Remember the Maine!"
He'd listen to ragtime, play Hoop and Stick 1900 and Herald of Service: Boer Ops, and tweet with carrier pidgins. His friends would be Tobias, an opium smoking rapscallion, and Elijah, who he sends to Constantinople.

 

[DeagleDad420]

I feel this would be a good place to post something I cooked up with @WachtAmWeb a while back

 

[Konstantinos]

Late Antiquity Jace. It would be before the dawn of Islam so what would he do then?

 

[Jake Morgendorffer]

1990, conneticut, connors household
Grunge!Jace sits on a couch with his girlfriend scab, he's thinking how to stop the muslims, wait? they weren't a threat back then? okay the russians then so he sits thinking about the cold war and how to stop it from causing another 8/13.. he and his girlfriend ar in a band it's just them at first but later there are more Nation of Deagles is formed he thinks he gets her pregnant but she can't get pregnant she tells jace and he writes a song about their would-be child it becomes popular and so they are slowly becoming famous throughout the grunge scene even meeting nirvana, grunge!jace and grunge!tyce let the fame hit them like a truck running around proclaiming anyone they don't agree with or like a 'gay russian terroist' thinking that these terrorists will do nothing but build walls around them, scab can't take jace and his constant swinging bats at people in public (given they are foam and brightly colored but one hard hit could hurt a fella') while asking f they're going to build a wall around his house, he soon starts getting phonecalls and letters in russian with phrases such as "you an't read this, i'm a spaceman from pluto!" or "nintendos are fun to play" in irony with his small fortune he somehow arranges to import a famicom from japan and gets into gaming binging on mountain dew and doritos tyce gets him into pot and baseball cards
1993, twin towers, streets below
a heavily intoxicated jace is found and sent to rehab
2005, california, playboy mansion
jace attempts to be in the background of a wheezer music video
present
trying to forget his past and all the baseball cards he prctically disappeared off the face (or as he would say when heavily under the influence the jace) of the earth, no one knows what happens but sometimes once every few years there are rumors that Nation of Deagles will play in a coffee house in some nowhere part of town
"no russians allowed"

 

[The Dude]

I feel this would be a good place to post something I cooked up with @WachtAmWeb a while back

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jyxvCOgD2J4

Brilliant guys, but regrettably it would go right over Jace's head. Too many big words hurt him brainmeat.

On a personal note: British accents make everything sound classy and sophisticated.

 

[DeagleDad420]

Brilliant guys, but regrettably it would go right over Jace's head. Too many big words hurt him brainmeat.

On a personal note: British accents make everything sound classy and sophisticated.

It did go right over his head but that was kind of the point, it wasn't designed to enrage him but to make other people laugh. All of the videos I make about him are like that. He never knows whether I'm complimenting him or ridiculing him.

 

[The Dude]

It did go right over his head but that was kind of the point, it wasn't designed to enrage him but to make other people laugh. All of the videos I make about him are like that. He never knows whether I'm complimenting him or ridiculing him.

Well I laughed. It was excellent satire. And "Bull-leapingPlebeian" made me laugh almost as hard as "McChickens".

 

[Morbid Boredom]

On a personal note: British accents make everything sound classy and sophisticated.

You've never watched Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, I take it.

 

[Dutchbash]

Jace during the Cold War and Vietnam. I can see him on a HAM radio ranting about the Communist plot to sap our precious bodily fluids.

He'd insist on drinking rain water, for one thing.

Instead of parkour, his sports would be wrestling and football. He'd be on roller skates, because it seemed skateboards weren't popular outside of California until the late '60s. Maybe he'd like roller derby, lol.

He'd be into table top gaming instead of vidya and be annoyed by his hyper-religious mom telling him they're satanic.

He'd also go to the movies and read comic books regularly.

Jace would listen to Jazz. So would Tyce, even though he hates black people.

Eli would wander around West Berlin trying to get through Checkpoint Charlie to find Amelia Earhart.

Jace would be into football and kick the can. He'd be listening to Steppenwolf, Iron Butterfly and Hendrix. He'd be at the local soda shop monopolizing the pinball machine and bitch on his HAM radio when his mom doesn't give him nickels to play.

this... This is too much gold. I might do some fanfic if I ever find time in my oh so busy schedule.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

The Great Chicago fire being started by Jace, aka Mrs. O'Connors' lolcow, while making a grilled cheese sandwich.

 

[Linako 2.0]

I still want to see Medieval Jace and his wacky adventures.
He'd essentially would be Don Quixote but instead of Sancho Panza, we have a bunch of drunken spergs from the "Quickee Tavern"