CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Jace has returned, is now homeless

[A-№1]

dude like he's lost in the woods and thats basically what I think of this situation on this site

Are these the same woods that are basically 60 yards wide in any direction, and smaller than the adjacent parking lot?

Also isn't he using a smart phone to send these tweets? Isn't it also what he used to upload that pine needle camobeard video late last night? That phone must have one hell of a good battery, but somehow it doesn't have a GPS? A lot of things about this are starting to stop adding up.

 

[Ivan Komarov]

Are these the same woods that are basically 60 yards wide in any direction, and smaller than the adjacent parking lot?

Also isn't he using a smart phone to send these tweets? Isn't it also what he used to upload that pine needle camobeard video late last night? That phone must have one hell of a good battery, but somehow it doesn't have a GPS? A lot of things about this are starting to stop adding up.

His phone is 3 years old, and has no GPS. We confirmed this awhile ago.

 

[snakesvsplanes]

I have my skeptical feelings as Well. Of course a lot of people said the same things about Chris, so...

Yeah, I agree, but CWC has documented Christory going back to his birth. Unless Borb came up with the whole scheme BEFORE he was even born...

But we haven't seen so much as a high school picture of this dude, or heard first-hand from anyone uninvolved in Deagle Nation who has actually hung out with him.

I don't know. Just putting it out there. I want to believe SO HARD.

 

[The Dude]

Also, how long until he calls 911 sobbing.

"911 What's the location of your emergency? "

*sobbing * "I dunno where I am! My mommy kicked me out of the house and there are internet terrorists that have a JDAM missile that are going to kill me!"

"Sir, 911 is for serious emergencies only."

"FUCK YOU! I AM A MARINE GAMER ON THE BATTLEFIELD AND I HAVE A CRUCIAL EMERGENCY SITUATION! I NEED TO GET A LAPTOP AND WEBCAM FOR MY LIVE STREAM AND I'M FUCKING LOST YOU FAG! THIS IS TOTALLY GAY AND UNREALISTIC! "

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Did he run out of McD's money, or is he seriously lost in the tiny woods?

Jace, didn't they teach you about NOT eating unknown mushrooms? Now is not the time to dabble in amateur mycology.

 

[CatParty]

this isn't real

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

If somebody's following him on Twitter, can you please tell him to sit were he is, not eat any plants or mushrooms, and then call 911.

 

[Venusaur]

He has a phone that can get Twitter...can he not get Google maps?

 

[Bugaboo]

If somebody's following him on Twitter, can you please tell him to sit were he is, not eat any plants or mushrooms, and then call 911.

I told him just that on twitter, he listened to me about the gas mask thing so maybe he'll listen about this.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I told him just that on twitter, he listened to me about the gas mask thing so maybe he'll listen about this.

Thank you.

 

[Rionxe]

rip jace's legs

 

[A-№1]

His phone is 3 years old, and has no GPS. We confirmed this awhile ago.

But has video upload capability and a multiday battery? Seriously?

My phone is older than that, and it has GPS. Hell, the HTC Dream / G1 back in '08 had GPS.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Please tell me he didn't eat anything, or if he did, he got lucky and ate something that won't harm him.

 

[Rionxe]

But has video upload capability and a multiday battery? Seriously?

My phone is older than that, and it has GPS. Hell, the HTC Dream / G1 back in '08 had GPS.

his phone doesn't have gps
and don't worry, he'll get out alive

 

[exball]

And here I was thinking exposure or a snake would kill him.

 

[FlyAwayNow]

Should we try calling or what?

 

[The Zookeeper]

UPDATE
I just called Jace and he's finally out of the woods and is currently at the side of the road hitch hiking

He's also going to buy a webcam so he can stream at a library

 

[Shadow Fox]

But has video upload capability and a multiday battery? Seriously?

My phone is older than that, and it has GPS. Hell, the HTC Dream / G1 back in '08 had GPS.

I think the question isn't so much "Does Jace's phone have a GPS?" and more "Is Jace smart enough to figure out how to use it?"

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

UPDATE
I just called Jace and he's finally out of the woods and is currently at the side of the road hitch hiking

He's also going to buy a webcam so he can stream at a library

Did he eat the mushrooms?

 

[exball]

"Is Jace smart enough to figure out how to use it?"

SPOILER ALERT: No.