Jace Haiku Thread

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Stuck in Israel,
Jace has left his friend, Eli,
Stranded high and dry.
 
Now he is homeless.
Commander Stryker has to find
A new headquarters.
 
Iron-Sheik.jpg


Jace is gay faggot.
I put him in camel clutch.
Then I fuck his ass.
 
Tavern Explorer dijo:
A simple young man
He answers his nation's call
And flies to the east.

The enemy waits
A Marine's strength is needed
Or his life will end.

Search the streets, young man
Reveal to all the true crime,
The Demon Lord's plot!
Presiona para expandir...

God damn it Tavern
You're always so damned clever
Stop showing me up
 
Apples to apples
The Tarot reading is complete
Eli's the dead fish.

Wolf Zone was hard work
That shit took 40 minutes
You should be thankful.
 
Eli's in Iraq
To go kill Al-gamerfood
which does not exist.

This will end as well
as a man fucking online
open wall outlets.

Weekend Warriors
Eli is a liar and
a common charlatan

Simply put he's not
In Tel Aviv, he's hiding out
at a friend's homestead.

We know the truth, dick.
End this charade. Do it now!
Or we punch your nards.
 
Tupac must be saved
To Palestine Eli goes
The Heart of Dopeness
 
Blissful ignorance
The penny's final descent
Jace! That ain't no Dew...
 
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