Jace Haiku Thread

[Tavern Explorer]

The hero returns
He is exhausted from war
The hunt has now failed.

The Demon's laughter
It mocks him from Starbucks doors
The fight is not done.

 

[Quote Me Now]

My life is awesome
I have a CoD Season Pass
And you don't, loser.

 

[Queen of Tarts]

The whore I have bought
will prove I like vagina
you damn trolls, I'm STRAIGHT

 

[Broder Daniel]

You had to show
Me your dick on skype
Gay assassination

 

[Ahffline]

With his tinfoil hat,
Jace is impervious to
Homo influence

 

[Protoman]

welcome to fact zone
oh my god that's a dog dick
a monitor breaks

 

[For The Internet]

Streaming the facts live
Suddenly: insurgents strike!
Gon' grab my airsoft

 

[snakesvsplanes]

How do I know that
You're not Makarov, mother?
PRESS 1 IF SHE'S NOT!!!

 

[KillerBob]

Blazing playing the Sims 3
suddenly disaster strikes
a toasty has been burnt

 

[Arctic]

Wearing tinfoil hat
protects him from the gay rays
sent by terrorists

 

[Cid Highwind]

Jace hosts his Fact Zone.
Dicksquad calls in to say hi,
and show him some cock.

 

[Cid Highwind]

Jace is no homo.
But he can and will be turned.
Chris is on his way!

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

The phone rings for him.
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT, BITCH?!
"Jace, listen to me!"

 

[Cid Highwind]

Jace is going bald.
When all that hair disappears,
He'll be a gay bear.

 

[CatParty]

gay gay gay gay gay
so so really really gay
mister jace connors

 

[Tavern Explorer]

The Demon Lord sighs
His small ruse, soiled by rage,
This has gone too far.

Assuming Man's form
Words whispered to the hero
Quell his wolf-like rage.

Famished he retires
He dines on souls and ponders,
Reflects on his err.

 

[Ahffline]

Pathological
Fear of penis makes it clear.
Jace is really gay.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I am streaming live
I don't have a virgin ass
Mods please ban these trolls

Welcome to Fact Zone
Obama is a Muslim
He will turn you gay

The trolls are coming
They will not stop griefing me
Fuck, I died again

 

[Henry Bemis]

Honorable Gail:
"You listen to me, YOUNG MAN,
Pot makes Jesus sad."

 

[Cid Highwind]

Jace will be here soon.
Look busy, ev'rybody...
Soon he'll read our work!