Jace Haiku Thread

[Tavern Explorer]

For CatParty's wish
I present to you dabes
Parkour Haiku Thread

Tactical lightning
Striking the hearts of dark
Tiberius, Rise

 

[Duke Nukem]

Stop disrespecting
Wolves or I will pop you, bitch
With my gold Deagle

 

[CatParty]

battlefield heroes
jack stryker and soap da wolf
more than just good friends

 

[Hunk]

rain falls from the sky
a deagle in both my hands
toothbrush in my ass

 

[Arkangel]

"I will hunt you down
By checking every Starbucks
you massive faggot!"

 

[NeetBoy]

Wolf cum and dick pics
Muslims gay and eyes lazy
Red buttons galore

Missions in darkness
On the lookout for tangos
Gail must never know

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

Jace you are schizo
What is your MOS
You are not a marine

 

[Le Bateleur]

Jace is successful
He owns a Tactical Scythe
And framed wolf picture

 

[Tavern Explorer]

A warrior's search
Thirty hives of villainy
The Demon Lord waits

 

[tobacky_vapor]

Jace is rape victim
He has been shown ugly nudes
We are all victims

 

[StallChaser]

press 1 if you think
the trolls should go fuck themselves
John Cena's not gay!!!

I have wolf pictures!
That means I'm better than you
and that is fact based.

He's a Christian now
Blazin' it with Juggalos
Bong hits 4 Jesus

A Republican
who wants to legalize drugs
and protect the wolves

 

[Dr. Mario]

ジェイスは、海洋です
Jace is a marine
これは、彼が考えているものです
This is what he believes
これは陰茎です！
It's a dick!

 

[Duke Nukem]

I'm not a homo
Tin foil blocks out gay thoughts
Now I have a hat

Stryker can't be gay
Weed and foil will stop it
Oh no it's a dick

 

[Duke Nukem]

I am a future
United States Marine and
John Cena is God

Deagle Nation Live
Time for some gaming and weed
The mods are useless

 

[tobacky_vapor]

Jace goes to kill fly
Jace visits 30 Starbucks
Jace will puke later

 

[Garmfield]

Dick squad hell yeah
go hard as flocka m8
jesus fucking christ

you just had to show
connors to islam
he is fucking doomed

 

[Smutley]

Shut the fuck up, Matt!
John Cena, The Rock, and I
Will fuck you up, fag

"taha thats sickness"
was the cry of the autist
parkour through the rain

 

[Hyperion]

holy shit
did he really do that
take your meds

 

[Yolo Swaggins]

Ugh no, that's a dick,
Put your dick away you homo,
I just survived rape.

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

Pellets crash through glass,
Matt is bench pressed to the grave
where he trolls no more.