Video Jace gets a tarot card reading from Kyle

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Kyle looks like the unabomber and sounds like a creepy motherfucker.

And this tarrot card reading looks like they're playing an autistic apples to apples.
 
Okay, tarot with Apple's to Apple's children's cards? I am beginning to feel rused.
 
I wonder what kind of reading he could give using UNO cards.

"I for see that you will skip your next turn, then you will be forced to draw 4 and your color will change from yellow to red."
 
Kyle got the reading wrong.

dead fish mean a pack of wolves will come in and hunt down his enemies of he doesn't shower (cause he needs to smell like a dead fish for them to come)

relaxed means there will be a time of piece between him and the Wolves living together.

Coral reef is the payment for the wolves. He needs to make a coral reef sculpture the size of a football field out of congealed wolf cum.
 
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This is even more hilarious to me because last night, my friends and I did Tarot readings with our Cards Against Humanity deck. It was actually weirdly accurate.

Also, that poor cat deserves better than being manhandled by a manchild. Seriously, Jacehole, people usually learn how to pet animals by the time they're three.
 
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Wow, considering hes letting stay jace at his house for free and usehis weed, jace is anything but grateful...
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this! Jace is sitting there with his feet on the table and can't even humour his retarded friend's ideas about the "universe" for ten minutes because his addiction to the Xbox is so important.
Also, what the fuck is with those cards?
 
If he wants to know his future, I can predict it without the use of tarot cards, a crystal ball, or premonition.

Behind bars, on his knees while Bubba and Billy Bob take turns ramming his not-so virgin ass.

That will be 100 dollars, Jace. I take cash or credit.
 
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