I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...

[SentinentCloud]

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched sea-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time....


Like jizz on the drain

time 2 coom

 

[Doom House V]

I saw a homeless drug addict perform cunalingus on a (presumably) dead chicken once.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

I saw Null fart in a little kids face and he cried (both of them)

 

[Whatevermancer]

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I saw a raven divebomb a bunch of squirrels and carry off one of their young. It was pretty metal.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I saw a homeless drug addict perform cunalingus on a (presumably) dead chicken once.

Yea homeless druggies do some mad things - I saw a homeless guy giving a blow job to another homeless guy who was out of it, someone threw an onion at them.

Saw the same homeless guys a week later and the cleaner of the building they where using as there "Love Hovel" for lack of a better term threw a bucket of water over them, theory me an my mates came up with over time was they where hoping she left the bucket so they could make a stew as they had saved the onion.

 

[Verpa Teutonica Ingens]

I saw a homeless drug addict perform cunalingus on a (presumably) dead chicken once.

@Cloaca Rimjob

 

[Hitchhiker]

I swear that I saw I goblin once. It was 5 feet tall, had a potbelly, and the most hideous face I've ever seen. It was eating cherries out of bags at the grocery store, and spitting the seeds back into random different bags. When someone told him to stop he just made incomprehensible noises, and skittered away.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

What you mean by "you people"?

 

[0 0]

Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What you mean by "you people"?

People who use the website known as "Kiwi Farms", some site about internet drama.

 

[Laburnum]

No, I absolutely believe that you saw all of those things.

 

[Figger Nucker]

I once saw a black man hold a white woman's hand and he's still alive.

 

[Count Grishnackh]

I saw "Satan's Cavemen" from the movie "Nacho Libre", at a grocery store. Sub 5' couple, ugly as sin, most likely from Guatemala, or another Central American shithole.

 

[mofu mofo]

*c-beams

 

[Vampirella]

I once saw a helicopter land in a large parking lot, a guy ran out in to a laundry mat came back out with his clothes and then they took off.

 

[KittyGremlin]

most of the things people posted so far are actually quite believable

 

[Screamer_2]

There's this thing called a camera. I've seen and done a lot of really cool shit and I have photos and GoPro footage of a lot of it. It makes my life seem way more interesting on my socials because every two years I'll post something cool and never post what I do most of the time which is sitting on my arse reading the farms.

 

[Cats]

Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.

Where we're going, we won't need butts to fart.

 

[#FF0000]

I saw a cat on a skateboard. It was fucking awesome. I didn't know they could do that