ITT: We pretend this is reddit

[Darksy DePhil]

x2 x2x1

my l*ndlord is going to kick me out because my wholesome pupperino pissed on my roommate's Funko Pop collection, i'm super angery about this and i'm going to play minecraft and take HRT to relax.

upbaseds to the right

EDIT:WOAH THANKS FOR THE GOLDERINO KIND AND LE WACKY AWARDS STRANGER FELLOW REDDITOR GENTLEMAN!!!1!!1!1!1!!!1!

 

[Rungle]

Just hit my wife for interrupting my mario galaxy 2 session.
Stupid bitch, i dont care your dad died

 

[All Cops Are Based]

Today I saw an anti-vaxxer walking in the opposite direction of the directional arrows in the store. America is such a third world country