ITT: I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE

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Hello fellow science lovers, I just want to point out how much I fucking love science. Not the boring part of actual writing articles for a journal that no one will read, or doing the science specific things like calculations. No I love science when QuirkyScienceYouTuber™ explains it to me in a very over-simplified manner so that I understand only the very basics of what is going on. Nothing like learning fun facts so that I can impress my friends with my quirky science knowledge. Do you remember when being a science loving nerd was dumb and you were bullied at school? Well not anymore because now it is cool to love science and being a nerd. Besides my funko pops my favorite thing is discussing science and how ''friggin'' cool it is. You tell 'em Bill Nye the Science Guy with a really quirky bow tie, you tell them christians how they are wrong and science is right. MAN I REALLY FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE. SO. FUCKING. MUCH.

Edit: Thank you for the gold, kind stranger.
 
-Science says that there are only two genders
-Science says that you can't change your gender
-Science says that homosexuality is against the natural order
-Science says that ethnicities are not equal
-Science says that animals don't have human reasoning and can't consent to sex
-Science says that sexual activity is harmful to children
-Science says that COVID-19 originated in "China"
-Science says that monogamous relationships are healthier than polygamous ones
-Science says that man-made climate change is untrue
-Science says that children raised by both of their parents in a nuclear family are healthier, happier, and more successful
-Science says that 2+2=4
-Science says that the two genders aren't equal
-Science says that wearing masks is harmful to your immune system
-Science says that masks are ineffective in preventing the spread of disease
-Science says promiscuity is harmful to your health
-Science says that humans need meat protein to remain healthy
-Science says that Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself
-Science says that blacks are not mistreated by the police

But most importantly,

-SCIENCE SAYS THAT WHEAT CAN'T GROW ON THE MOON.

Oh, wait, you mean we're not talking about actual science, but "SCIENCE!!!!!!"? Did I add enough exclamation points for the state to let me keep my POP vinyls when I move into my pod, or do I need to add a pound sign hashtag and give up my bug-grinder first? Am I even allowed to grind the bugs in the Superior Future, or do I have to eat them whole?

Am I even allowed to eat bugs in Future Year, or is the carbon footprint of bug farming too big for the climate goals of Nineteen Eighty Four? Did the Ministry of Truth notice my question? Oh, nevermind. We never ate bugs! Psssh. That's for cavemen!
 
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See, this is funny because usually science is this really serious thing which is considered deeply by professionals who are not usually the type of people to use profanity like "bitches" casually.

Also, Beakman is a more entertaining fictional television scientist than Bill Nye. Fight me.
 
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