ITT decide where anime characters would stand on the abortion debate

[zero-who]

I'll start.

- Goku would believe whatever Chi-Chi tells him to believe because he doesn't really care. Chi-Chi, being a woman, is automatically pro-choice until proven otherwise.

- Naruto would be pro-life because he's a bleeding heart that thinks everyone has the right to live, has a wife that stays in the kitchen, and more kids than anyone else in his generation. Sasuke would be pro-choice because he believes in personal freedom and did the literal bare minimum when it came to raising a child (being alive and showing up occasionally), and Sakura would be pro-choice because she's a female professional that works in the healthcare sector.

- Light Yagami would be pro-choice, since he would recognize that people that grow up in poor living conditions are more likely to become criminals - since he wants to be the god of a new world without crime, abortion benefits him.

- Ash Ketchum wouldn't really understand. He's ten years old. He just wants to catch Pokémon. Team Rocket is pro-choice, but if James knocked up Jessie they'd raise the child anyway.

- Shinji would be pro-choice because he wishes he hadn't been born.

- Tomoko would be pro-life because she wishes that all the slutty popular girls at her school would get knocked up by disgusting fat NEETs.

 

[Mal0]

Jotaro Kujo would not give a fuck

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

mmm... Kenshiro would be probably pro-life? I don't know.

 

[TurdFondler]

Haruhi Suzumiya would be pro choice but instead of killing her babies they'd get locked in one of those weird liminal dimensions forever instead

 

[XYZpdq]

depends on if Abe is PM when it's made

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

Griffith would be pro-choice, but only if he's the one choosing.

 

[Monolith]

@WhoTheFuckIsZeroTwo Your waifu will never have your child.

 

[Grub]

They're cartoon characters. They don't have opinions. They're fictional characters.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Yugi's mom is pro-choice and supports post-birth abortions up to 18 years.

 

[Red Hood]

Takumi Fujiwara doesn't care. Natsuki Mogi is pro-choice because she a hoe.

Yusuke Urameshi would be pro life, because he is dead.

mmm... Kenshiro would be probably pro-life? I don't know.

Kenshiro would be pro life, but he COULD abort a fetus without harming the mother if he so desired

 

[Apochrypha]

Revy from Black Lagoon would be pro-choice because she doesn't have the desire to have kids, nor does she care about them. Rock would agree with her because he's a simp.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Griffith would be pro-choice, but only if he's the one choosing.

Griffith would straight up eat a baby if it got him ahead.

 

[Thiletonomics]

I don't know if Love Live! characters would even know about the concept of abortion, given that males are almost non-existent in Love Live! land.

 

[Russ]

Anime characters are literal teenagers and don't give a shit about politics excluding a select few.

If you even ask them about abortion, they'll blush and squeal since even holding hands is a production. STFU

 

[Bixnood]

Goblin Slayer be all like "What race is it"

 

[Meat Target]

Kazuma Sato would be pro-abortion because he's a selfish prick.

Darkness wouldn't necessarily be pro-abortion, but would probably miscarry if she got pregnant since she's a terminal glutton for punishment.

Fafnir would support, he's an anti-human emo edgelord.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

This is an autistic as fuck subject. I love it.

Ryoko Hakubi would be pro-life. Yeah she's a wild horndog, but she's also very nurturing and has a strong caring instinct. The harem anime equivalent of the trashy trailer park chick who screws around and has 3 kids by different dudes and will absolutely never get an abortion.

Princess Ayeka would be pro-choice. Yeah, she's a traditionalist but it's a kind of traditionalism that's all about respectability and keeping up appearances, which would actually make her more likely to support ending scandalous pregnancies. She also has that shrill, bitchy, snooty, libprog woman personality.

Tenchi Masaki would be a fence-sitting pussy, cause that's his entire personality.

Kazuma Sato would be pro-abortion because he's a selfish prick.

Darkness wouldn't necessarily be pro-abortion, but would probably miscarry if she got pregnant since she's a terminal glutton for punishment.

Fafnir would support, he's an anti-human emo edgelord.

Aqua would be pro-choice for the same reason as Kazuma.

Not sure about Megumin. Could go either way.

 

[Meat Target]

Not sure about Megumin. Could go either way.

Maybe if it involved blowing up babies.

 

[Samir]

Yui thinks killing is wrong/doesn't know where babies come from and Mugi believes in abortion up to birth.