IT'S TIME TO DECLARE WAR ON GEESE!

[NARPASSWORD]

These fowl creatures have overstayed their welcome, literally shitting up every place that they go, blocking traffic, and making the sound of Satan's orgasms!
We must unite to stop these feathered terrorists!
Whose with me?

 

[OwO What's This?]

fuck geese

 

[The Fool]

fuck geese

At least one third of the farms would

 

[Bassomatic]

I can't tell you the amount of times I'm on my deck and hear their screeching honk and the desire to grab the 870 runs in my head.

Fuck those little poop factories with wings.

 

[Womacker]

Let's just send the geese to Syria. If people eat them then geese die, if they eat people, then we still win.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Never start a war you can't win.

 

[Power Word Birb]

FINALLY someone is willing to call it what it is: radical geese terrorism. In a few months so-called 'Canadian' geese will be surging over our borders, bringing crime, disease, and disgraceful public shitting to our home and native land. Who are these geese? Are they actually Canadian? We have no idea, because according to the government it's 'too difficult' and 'also insane' to require geese to carry passports and pass background checks.

Well, I'm not going to stand for it. I'm going to demand proper identification from every goose I see, and damn the consequences to hell.

 

[Todesfurcht]

I did God's work...

 

[AA 102]

FINALLY someone is willing to call it what it is: radical geese terrorism. In a few months so-called 'Canadian' geese will be surging over our borders, bringing crime, disease, and disgraceful public shitting to our home and native land. Who are these geese? Are they actually Canadian? We have no idea, because according to the government it's 'too difficult' and 'also insane' to require geese to carry passports and pass background checks.

Well, I'm not going to stand for it. I'm going to demand proper identification from every goose I see, and damn the consequences to hell.

Hopefully Trump will cease all geese from entering the country.

 

[The Fool]

Hopefully Trump will cease all geese from entering the country.

That's a really high wall. I hope Mexico has the money for it.

 

[AA 102]

That's a really high wall. I hope Mexico has the money for it.

They'd better. We can't have this country running afowl.

 

[The Queen of Trash]

Geese killed my father and raped my wife.

It's time for revenge.

 

[day_man]

These bastards have fucking teeth on their tongue

 

[alex_theman]

 

[Power Word Birb]

That's a really high wall. I hope Mexico has the money for it.

No, Canada will pay for it, and build it! We'll build it out of weak apologies and polite racism, the two things we excel at best!

 

[XYZpdq]

Geese fucking suck. I had a bunch of waterfowl in the neighborhood I grew up in. Muscovy ducks and geese are the biggest assholes ever.

 

[Joy-Sama]

Yeah! You're right! Fuck Geese

Howard,
he ruined Southtown! He's an ass of a final boss!

 

[Mimic]

I'm with you. Let's fuck 'em up.

 

[WireSponge]

While most living birds are monogamous, at least for a breeding season, many Galloanserae are notoriously polygynous or polygamous. To ornithologists, this is particularly well known in dabbling ducks, where the males literally band together occasionally to "gang rape" unwilling females.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fowl

Everybody hide your kids, they're forming rape gangs.

 

[QB 290]

KOS guys