Twitter It's over (?) - Jace Finds Jesus

[BriarHeart]

Good point. Also, catholics aren't usually as fanatical as Gail seems to be. She sounds more like one of those redneck Baptists.

I agree that Gail and Pastor Faggot are likely non-Catholic, but from personal experience, there is a healthy and robust subset of Roman Catholics that fit into the batpoo-insane, young-earth creationist, rapture-ready mold. They've even got their own "Left Behind" series!

Back on topic, is anyone else seeing shades of Francis E. Dec and his COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD rambles in Jace's new sermon? I kind of hope that we see more epistles from Our Lord and Stryker in the future, this is fascinating stuff.

 

[The Mass Debater]

Jace 'converted' to Catholicism so he could both counter Islam and bitch mom and Pastor Faggot. And now it's to late to change denominations because in his own words he's put too much experience into his catholic build. Gotta think of that crit damage against Islams yo. In reality the only religion in his life is that of Pastor Faggot, and I doubt he knows anything about what being a practicing catholic entails. I actually wonder how his mam, Rob and the good Pastor Faggot reacted to his conversion.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

I was raised Roman Catholic here in the US (the South no less), and I've never heard of a priest ever being called a "pastor," it's always "Father (insert name here)." If he is RC for true, he's the only damn one I know to call a priest that.
I always figured he went to a fringe Protestant church and just claimed to be Catholic, since I haven't heard squat about sacraments. Catholics have seven, Jace would have received four by now.

Agreed! Adult baptism (or rebaptism) doesn't make a lick of sense in a Catholic context. Also, the priests in central Mass are usually old, burned-out dudes who would tell a parishioner to get a good shrink for their crazy son, not come to the house and try to pray away the cray.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

Total digression, but I wonder now.

Connors is an Irish name (Still amused it means "Wolf-Kin") and damned near all Americans of Irish descent are Catholic. This would make Jace a huge exception -especially in Massachusetts.

I take it that Gail is not Irish and married a Catholic man, so Jace decided calling himself Catholic was a way to piss off his mom?

 

[Skeletor]

Could this be part of Tyce's nefarious plan to overthrow the Commander? I'm struggling to think what a spastic like Tyce could have done to play a part in this, but the timing is interesting to say the least.

The rise of Skellington Nation could be imminent.

 

[Gothicserpent]

I really hope this isn't the end of Jace.

 

[KingofManga420]

I really hope this isn't the end of Jace.

Come on man. You're not new here.

 

[Gazelle_Bro]

I really hope this isn't the end of Jace.

It's probably just Gail and Rob trying to force Jace into Jesus Camp 2.0. Jace probably wrote this while they were standing over his shoulder.

 

[Bork Laser]

It's probably just Gail and Rob trying to force Jace into Jesus Camp 2.0. Jace probably wrote this while they were standing over his shoulder.

It's probably Gail, not Rob. Rob doesn't see be into this fundie garbage that Gail spews all over the place.

 

[FBIfellow420]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure Jace is being forced into this by his BITCH MOM. We know Jace isn't a complete idiot, so I think he just slipped a couple military references so his mother thinks he's being sincere, and acting like his "normal", military obsessed self plus a shot of Jesus. After all, the capitalization of LIE in believe seems like his kind of subtlety. What spurred this tweet, I don't know, but it's a damn shame we missed it.
I hope another Prius/Closet stream is on the way.

 

[XYZpdq]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure Jace is being forced into this by his BITCH MOM. We know Jace isn't a complete idiot, so I think he just slipped a couple military references so his mother thinks he's being sincere, and acting like his "normal", military obsessed self plus a shot of Jesus. After all, the capitalization of LIE in believe seems like his kind of subtlety. What spurred this tweet, I don't know, but it's a damn shame we missed it.
I hope another Prius/Closet stream is on the way.

Jesus doesn't have to know about secret gaming.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Guys. GUYS. First Tyce leaves the state and now Jace is going offline? I think we all know what this means...

Gay marriage in Vermont

They were keeping the engagement a secret until Tyce turned 18 so they could make it legit. Someone is about to get on their honeymoon!

Secret gay marriage. Bitch Mom ain't gotta know!

 

[Gothicserpent]

Come on man. You're not new here.

Yeah, I know that he'll most likely be back. It's just that this time it sounds almost.....genuine.

 

[KingofManga420]

Yeah, I know that he'll most likely be back. It's just that this time it sounds almost.....genuine.

You just gotta beLIEve.

 

[Gothicserpent]

You just gotta beLIEve.

 

[FBIfellow420]

Guys. GUYS. First Tyce leaves the state and now Jace is going offline? I think we all know what this means...

Gay marriage in Vermont

They were keeping the engagement a secret until Tyce turned 18 so they could make it legit. Someone is about to get on their honeymoon!

Secret gay marriage. Bitch Mom ain't gotta know!

That is the sweetest, most genuine love story I've ever heard.

 

[The Mass Debater]

Guys. GUYS. First Tyce leaves the state and now Jace is going offline? I think we all know what this means...

Gay marriage in Vermont

They were keeping the engagement a secret until Tyce turned 18 so they could make it legit. Someone is about to get on their honeymoon!

Secret gay marriage. Bitch Mom ain't gotta know!

I hope we can expect invites to the wedding!

 

[Dutchbash]

I hope we can expect invites to the wedding!

I'd buy a plane ticket

 

[MerriedManJr]

Guys. GUYS. First Tyce leaves the state and now Jace is going offline? I think we all know what this means...

Gay marriage in Vermont

They were keeping the engagement a secret until Tyce turned 18 so they could make it legit. Someone is about to get on their honeymoon!

Secret gay marriage. Bitch Mom ain't gotta know!

That explains dewanddoritos.com! It's where they've setup their bridal registry.

 

[WachtAmWeb]

I hope we can expect invites to the wedding!

Just imagine it.
@DeagleDad420 officiating, having to speak up over the racket of Jace and Tyce bickering, and over the noise generated by his unruly children being smacked by his bitching hot Laotian wife; @FramerGirl420 seducing Rob; Gail weeping into her handkerchief; a solid mass of /k/ommandos and Forumers, respectively waving Mosin-Nagants and scribbling every detail down for no-shit-is-too-minor analysis later; Team Gamerfood agents wandering the church, muttering Nasheeds; Feminazis and Tumblr-CIS-Scummies making a fuss about gender roles; Pastor Faggot picketing the church from the outside, screeching about hellfire and damnation; Kyle slumped in a corner, high as a kite while Zebulon sleeps on his lap; Deagle Nation War Library filming the whole thing for posterity; Soap the Parkour Wolf playing happily with @Hunger Mythos and various other canines; Tyce's dad occasionally interjecting with a loud "YOU GUIZE ARE FAYGITS!!", and, to cap it all, Eli, returned from the Promised Land... playing Runescape on his phone.