It's not *my* fault if other people are stupid - is it?

[Billy Bob Dick]

And no, I am not referring to anyone here on the 'farms

the world is just filled with insufferable fucktards

 

[Aunt Carol]

It's not your fault, but it is your problem.

 

[Apu Wrangler]

the world is just filled with insufferable fucktards

I've heard this saying a few times and while it's 100 % anecdotal/purely based on observations and personal experiences with people over the years, it's uncanny how accurate it feels:
- consider the intelligence of an average person(i.e. a normie I guess)
- then, consider that roughly half the population is far below that

 

[Professor G. Raff]

When I was but a calf my me-maw sat me down and said:

"Professor Giraffe Raff, you are as dumb as a bag of rocks. It's not your fault though, child. Somewhere out there is... or perhaps will be a feller named Billy Bob Dick and it's him who make folk like you so damn retarded. I may not be around when the time comes, but you has got to end this man so that you youngin's brains ain't messed up no more, ya hear?"

She literally instantly ragdoll'd dead the nanosecond the last syllable escaped her muzzle. Since then I have been seeking you to end the curse you bring upon my ilk... but sadly because I'm so stupid due to your explicit doing I have been unable to formulate a plan that isn't staring at the sky with drool hanging from my mouth making a very distinct "duhhhh...." sound. Such is my lack of intellect that I cannot even read or write, leading to much difficulties in my ordained task. With my gnat-like pseudo-sentience I have surmised that to take on an intellectual titan such as yourself is the height of folly and my delusions of grandeur where just that. My only recourse is to fall to my knees and grovel for understanding - please stop using your unexplainable powers to lobotomize others! I wake up every day unable to articulate how I would have felt had I not eaten breakfast and it is a hell not even the likes of Alighieri could have conjured onto the page! The insufferable fucktards are the inferno of your own making, but to be one of those fucktards is a curse we do not deserve! End this, as it's source this is our only option for salvation!



Yours in inflicted stupidity, chewing on rocks,

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

If you ran into an idiot, you ran into an idiot.
If you feel surrounded by idiots, you're the idiot.