How to have a successful sexual life according to internet:
-Sleep around a lot, the average man has about 50 sexual partners in their lives and if you have less than that you're basically an incel loser idiot autist, while the average woman has no more than five and if you have any more than that then you're a filthy slut who will die alone surrounded by cats. Homosexual men have over 9,000 sexual partners on average so if you're gay you better get a conga line behind that ass of yours
-Try to stay out of a relationship, pump and dump every girl you come across because every last one is crazy and will fuck you over at some point, even the nice ones
-If you so much as ever say "I love you" to a woman who has even just one child, you are a cuckold and you're basically continuing another guy's save game and every time you fuck her you're already fucking a barren disgusting pussy where another man has already planted his flag, so now you're officially a certified card-carrying cuckold and you might as well kill yourself now
-If you knock a girl up, you absolutely must get her to have an abortion or else your life is over and you will be cucked out of money by way of child support, making you a paypig, so then it's time to kill yourself
-Hookers don't count
-Girls ranked under a 5 are worth half as much as a 5 or above
-10s are worth double, of course if you never get with a 10 you're a loser faggot idiot lmao I've been with like a thousand 10s before, no big deal, whatever
-Don't get married until you're in your 50s or later, maybe even your 60s
-If you're under 6'0, ahahahahahaha you're gonna have to work so much harder faggot
-If you're under 5'8", let me just save you some time and tell you to go ahead and put a bullet between your eyes right now because you will never win at fucking anything, cuck faggot lmao or just come over to my house, I need something to prop my feet up on
There, with all those rules in place, you'll have a rich and fulfilling sex life and will be at least meeting the minimum acceptable standards of being a sexhaver. Go get 'em, tiger.