It's Happening.

[potato in mah painus]

I propose we mod @Hollywood Hulk Hogan for fun.

Second that motion, @Hollywood Hulk Hogan shitstorms would be even more hilarious.

 

[Xenomorph]

Big ups to whoever heeds the call, you have my sympathies.

 

[Miss Misery]

I don't care who does it, as long as they merge duplicate threads.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

oh oh oh!

I nominate myself!

My first act as your benevolent dictator will be to ban @CatParty and purge A&H of all posts that cast the LGBTQAIWTFBBQ in a bad light. Next anyone posting any pro-Trump articles will be banned and reported to the proper authorities with full doxxxx as well as making sure any filthy capitalist propaganda is swiftly deleted and only posts that show the glorious motherland in a good light will be allowed.

My ideal forum would be Resetera and I will strive diligently to ensure that A&H becomes a safe space for all non-cis-hetosexual lifestyles. Furries, MAP's and auto-sexual's will thrive and prosper under my enlightened reign.

 

[Ruin]

Make me a janny. Everyone already hates me and I'm an autistic femboy.

 

[Hex Cat]

Hollywood Hulk Hogan brother! No one is better at backstage politics!

 

[Jann_Hörn]

I would be interested in doing it. I am active on the board often, and would like the moderation to not become bad. No other reason to become a mod besides that, hope whoever becomes a mod doesn’t become a talking point in of themselves and it can continue being a good board imo

 

[lolnah]

ACAB INCLUDING MODS AND JANNIES

Everyone lining up for that free broom is a fool

 

[Lichen Bark]

- You will burn out in 6 months and simply vanish.‡

If the burnout is guaranteed, why not try and address that issue? You have three streams of autism under the A&H umbrella, Articles and News, which beams clownworld headlines directly into your brain, then you have happenings megathreads, filled with all kinds of emotional personal accounts of how all these problems impact users ( and regular users in the megathread often encourage breaks from it), then the cherry on top is deep thoughts, a mix of shitposts and threads that can give a person an existential crisis. It's no wonder people burn out trying to moderate all three spaces.

What if you said you were limiting moderation to one subforum? one for each area? Less work, less burnout. I just can't see the same person moderating Articles and News or Happenings, and then asking them to step into Deep Thoughts as well.

You should spend the weekly pizza day with your mods to sweeten the deal, especially if you aren't paying them, or something else to sweeten the deal/offset the abuse. Time zones fuck that all up though.

 

[Double Dee]

Semper Fi to whatever brave souls get modded, and good luck.

 

[Unyielding Stupidity]

I'd be a perfect janny - I'm incredibly lazy, unqualified, extremely biased, will probably forget that I'm even a janny within a week, and probably end up getting perma'd for going mad with what little power a janny gets. What more could you want for the moderation team for your retard daycare?

 

[AnOminous]

I’m in the autistic thunderdome a lot, I’m not a tranny but I am a gay furry so that’s close enough. I will also take any excuse to be on Kiwi Farms instead of working, I will also threadban anyone using lowercase i Internet.

Also anyone who spells it "doxxed" should be actually doxed.

 

[Random Internet Person]

I nominate @The Last Stand . That user has a lot of insight and style, and at the very least, the Old Hollywood pics will give the place some much needed glamour.

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

jannie everyone

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Also anyone who spells it "doxxed" should be actually doxed.

Docs'ed

 

[Null]

If the burnout is guaranteed, why not try and address that issue?

Whatever the issue is, I'm not told.

 

[Foxxo]

Mememememe!

 

[The Last Stand]

You should spend the weekly pizza day with your mods to sweeten the deal, especially if you aren't paying them, or something else to sweeten the deal/offset the abuse. Time zones fuck that all up though.

Pizza gift cards?

 

[X Prime]

You know, I could get behind @The Last Stand doing it.

1) Black, so posters can not only be transphobic against the janny but also racist.

2) Posts old women, so we can also be ageist in some way.

3) Perennial fencesitter, so offensive to everybody.

I cannot see any flaws in this absolutely genius plan.

 

[Guts]

Make me a mod; I never report anything and probably never will.