It is the year 2040

[Megaton Punch]

The 清冲庆崇 Corporation has just come out with a new AI that, when fed with enough text from someone, can crawl the internet and identify pseudonymous internet accounts from that person by matching idiosyncrasies in the way they type.

What do you do?

 

[I Love Beef]

I know the Phantom has this covered.

 

[Blouie]

No it's not dumbass

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Based on the performance of the recommendation algorithms on a number of large websites who have nothing but financial incentives to finetune them I'm not too concerned about this currently for myself. (For others, like troons, lol.) If some expert used some big words I might be easily convinced there's some kind of routine breakthrough in some math problem needed or something. "Ah, yes, that's a known issue with the Square of Hexdonigical Clusters, you see a fundamental flaw in these is..."

 

[ToroidalBoat]

In the Star Trek universe, it could be WW3 in 2040.

 

[The Luigi Player]

Spoiler: Solutions.

• Go to Canada and 41% myself for free

Why Not Do it Here For Free?

• Start talking like a normie to try and confuse the AI

The AI already confused me for an African Chinese Japanese American you get it.

• Never type or write again

And what? Be a pussy?

• Powerlevel IRL - beat the machine at its own game

• Cry and shit my pants

Perhaps I will one day.

Spoiler: amIdumb?Yes

Overall, the Corps can't even do shit right and rely on old tech with the help of dumb wits

 

[not william stenchever]

I think I'd be more worried about the state-mandated homosexuality.

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

I think I'd be more worried about the state-mandated homosexuality.

I wouldn't worry, we're all faggots here.