Is the clown from "It" free?

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Woukd he get along with the free ducks from the park and the free skinwalker in my basement?
 
Only if you live in derry, it seems to like that town for no real reason. I don't think it'd stay in your basement considering it can teleport but it might stay there more than not if you like got your basement in derry and are entertaining enough to the clown.

Also make sure it doesn't decide to troon out and shapeshift into a giant female spider and start laying eggs make sure to tell it the giant spider plan is fucking retarded and is gonna end up with it getting killed. If the magical space clown doesn't listen it's on him

The only problem I can foresee is that every twenty-seven years, a bunch of screaming kids are going to show up, too. Because, it is definitely going to escape in order to feed.
dude's an ancient light based alien and can eat fucking anything and he decides to eat kids for the funny shit's kinda fucked up dude should try eating something else for a change like give the nigga some ice cream I'm pretty sure he'd swear off eating and sticking kids down his mouth and digesting em if he got a taste of some really good cooking

yeah you should factor in the "he sleeps for 27 years" thing too actually I have no clue if he's a quiet or noisy sleeper I don't think you wanna hear an alien that decided clown man is the best form snoring for 27 fucking years every time you go downstairs

As an adult, I won't even remember he's there.
That's only if you're like a distance away from him or close enough for long enough that it fucks with your memory and perception. Dude can make himself invisible if he wants to/finds it funny too don't forget that
 
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Pennywise is a manifestation of Stephen King's pedophilia, and since King is free and politisperging on Twitter/Bluesky, we can absolutely assume Pennywise is still free and active.
I don't remember pennywise ever going and shouting about how much he loves doing that kind of stuff to kids he just kills and eats them and likes when they're afraid because he's a guy with a fucked up sense of humor.
 
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