Is the clock on your microwave accurate? - New whiteness test just dropped.

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Fact: brown people do not fix appliance clocks after a power outage.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

fuck no my microwave isn't even turned on till I'm gonna use it

don't even change my clocks for daylight saving I just add an hour to the time

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Clock?

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

The only clocks that matter are purpose built clocks. I always make sure my alarm clocks, wall clocks, car clock, etc are set correctly, but I don’t even bother with the appliance ones.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Clock?
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used one of these from 1983 to 1997

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

used one of these from 1983 to 1997

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It does cook a delicious lobster, entire ham, stew, and jello mold.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Yes, all the clocks I have are accurate.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

Mine keeps beeping like my smoke detectors do.

 

[We Are The Witches]

I don't have or need a microwave.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

It is at the moment.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

It's a few mins ahead

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

My microwave has a sundial, get on my level nigger.

 

[dick brain]

I wear a watch.