Is "the bigger the butt, the more the poop" a true statement?

[Bob's Vagene]

Or does a bigger butt mean smaller poop?

 

[JoshPlz]

Probably, because fatasses eat more.

 

[Uncle Sid]

I don't know, but I do know this:

 

[Cobson Gemson]

I have a gyatt and I haven't shit in days, send help

 

[theshitposter]

I have a gyatt and I haven't shit in days, send help

thoughts & prayers

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I don’t know I have a thick ghetto booty that jiggles and claps when I make small movements and I usually shit rabbit pellets.

 

[Cats]

Only evil people produce small poop.