Is suicide an inherently male hobby?

My friend John had this really bunk-ass looking, bootleg fuckin computer disk that said "1000-in-1 MSDOS Games!" or something like that on it, and one of the games was called "Kill U'reself" and it was nothing but a bright yellow Ms-Paint background with a big blue crosshairs on it and whenever you would click the mouse button the screen would show a very poorly animated shattering glass effect and then the screen would go all black and text would pop up that read quote, spelling preserved:

"You've Have Just Committed Tha Moathafuckin Suicide!!!!!"
 
John's house was fuckin.. goddamn filthy his fat disgusting mom was a hoarder and I would set fire to items inside there every time I would go
 
All the cool suicides like shooting yourself in the face, jumping in front of trains, or blowing yourself up at least. If you're a guy and you do some faggy womanly shit like taking pills or cutting your wrists, you were probably one step away from trooning out anyway.
 
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