Is Santa Claus Real?

[Orange Rhymer]

The question is moot.
The REAL question is how can we MAKE MONEY from Santa?!

 

[Moody Fallon]

yeah. the parents just do everything. suuuure.

 

[kidatari]

the current drones being seen all over New Jersey and other parts of America
are actually Santa's elves.
They are helping checking Santa's list and going to find out who’s naughty or nice.

 

[AnOminous]

Is anything real?

Nothing is real.
And nothing to get gifts about.
Santa Claus Fields forever!

 

[Waifu Days]

Real talk, is Santa a lolcow, on a similar level as Fedsmoker?

 

[Hood-ass Mulatto]

I am so ashamed to admit that I believed in Santa until like 9 years old. Guess I just held on to the belief because I simply wanted to ask for things without telling my parents very directly

 

[Genghis Hitler]

Father Christmas. give us some money.

 

[Eventide]

Santa wuz BLACK n shiet

https://therealblacksanta.com/teach-the-children

Santa was a pharaoh and his elves built the pyramids.

 

[ElseWorld712]

I'm going to cite the bible on this one. If you look carefully you can seen Santa (or satan if you rearranged the letters) actually is an agent of Israel and attacked the USS Liberty.

Yo ho ho and a Merry attack! Santa's secret, the Liberty did lack. With jingle bells and a ho-ho-ho, His stealthy strike, the world did not know. He rode through the sky on a sleigh of might, Torpedoes strapped to his sack of light. The sailors on deck, they saw the flash, But thought it was just a Christmas crash. - Marky Mark 16:19

Now I know that scripture isn't the clearest but clearly this and 5G are connected.

 

[Shroom King]

I like how all the people who need to be a sex offender registry are outing themselves in a Santa Claus topic on kiwifarms.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Of course he's real, how else do the milk and cookies get eaten?

 

[Goonbase Alpha]

Santa’s the realest nigga I know, all my homies love Santa.

 

[Lukie]

What makes me puke about these Santa deniers is they can't even disprove it.

CCTV, phone cameras, drones - everywhere! Not one of them can get a picture. Sorry your tech is shite bro, that doesn't mean he isn't real.

 

[WalterSullivan]

Santa is a psyop created by Yakub to trick you into buying into white exceptionalism and distract you from the fact that aliens are the ones that actually bring us gifts. How do you think """Santa""" manages to travel so fast, huh???

 

[The Saltening]

santa ransacked my apartment while screaming "DAS RIGHT! REPERATIONS NOW WHITE BOY!"

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

Rremember that Last Christmas I shot up a school parody what is it?

 

[Revolver Salesman]

Santa's message to unbelievers:

0:30

 

[2spoopy4u]

Don't be fooled. Santa is real and he fucks reindeer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y26zBaiiTf4

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

When you're in a world surrounded by Santa Deniers, all you need is a little prayer.

1:08

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

How do you think """Santa""" manages to travel so fast, huh???

Yakub's tricknology.