Is Quagmire or Brian Griffin the bigger dirtbag?

[Laburnum]

Both of those dudes are dirtbags, but who is the bigger dirtbag?

 

[One Angry Computer]

The talking dog was Peter's conscience from time to time, that was his only good quality.
Quagmire on the other hand, is such a degenerate that he's willing to wait 18 years to bang his own daughter, so I think the dirtbag trophy goes to that chinful asshole.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Brian because he thinks hes not a dirtbag and acts like hes better than everyone.
quagmire, despite his flaws is at least honest about who he is and what he wants, usually sex.

 

[dick brain]

The talking dog was Peter's consciousness from time to time, that was his only good quality.
Quagmire on the other hand, is such a degenerate that he's willing to wait 18 years to bang his own daughter, so I think the dirtbag trophy goes to that chinful asshole.

Conscience.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

Quagmire killed the entire Simpsons family including their children, fuck him

 

[DankSmoker]

Quagmire killed the entire Simpsons family including their children, fuck him

No that was Rick and Morty, wubbalubbadubdub

 

[Laburnum]

Brian because he thinks hes not a dirtbag and acts like hes better than everyone.
quagmire, despite his flaws is at least honest about who he is and what he wants, usually sex.

Ah, but is it worse to be an insincere and self-righteous dirtbag of a lesser degree, or an honest dirtbag of a greater degree? These are the questions that keep one up at night.

 

[Slav Power]

Giggity.

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

Brian is a dog. He doesn't even have a soul.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

isnt dog dead now?
if so doesnt it mean that it cannot harm anyone so toilet chin wins automaticaly?

 

[Cat tit bingo]

MacFarlane era brian was a pretty fun straight man until the writer turned him into an insufferable piece of shit dirt bag but on the other hand...

Yea I think quagmire is probably worse.

 

[beautiful person]

Quagmire is a malevolent sex pest. Brian is a douchebag, but you can at least euthanize him since he's a dog.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Joe