Is pizza a social construct?

[Eddie Riggs]

Title construct

 

[SIGSEGV]

It's an Italian construct, which is several orders of magnitude worse.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Pizza is perfect, society is not capable of such glorious works.

 

[Waifu Days]

If so, the Patriarchy really needs to use that as a selling point. You could hang out eating ice cream with women that look like Andrea Dworkin and bitch about men that didn't ask you out or have a pizza party . . .

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Pizza exists so superficially-caring managers can throw pizza parties for disgruntled minimum wage workers instead of giving them a pay bonus.

 

[Screamer_2]

Pineapple on pizza is nice. People who say it shouldn't be on a pizza are literally idiots. "It's not traditional." Yet they don't complain about anything else put on a pizza that isn't traditional.

Go to Italy, find a restaurant that is on the square the Pantheon is on. Order a Pizza. Get an ok base, tomatoes and cheese. In one quarter there are 4 olives. In another there's a 2 inch by 2 inch square of ham. In the next there's half a boiled egg. In the remaining quarter, there's half an artichoke. Geez.... A Hawaiian Pizza is infinitely better.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'm going to deconstruct it in my stomach for dinner soon.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

No it’s a food group