Is Null a virgin?

[Mike R]

Nah, Null uses his Kiwibux and the crypto he mines through our browsers to buy bbw escorts every weekend.

If there is a better use for my time than banging fat prostitutes every weekend, I haven't found it.

 

[Eryngium]

Maybe Null should hook up with Sockness if he is desperate to get his cherry popped, I'm sure Sockness would be more then happy to help in that endeavor, especially after the poor mans recent blue balling.

 

[{o}P II]

Notice how Null is suspiciously absent from this thread

 

[Pissmaster]

Null runs the bad guy internet forum so he probably gets the nerdier version of those kinda women that write love letters to murderers in jail

 

[Recoil]

What ever man styx is hawt

He's got nothing on russel greer tho

 

[Azovka]

Doesn’t Null have a feeder fetish? Where’s the poll option for “lost it to a landwhale”?

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

If you haven't gotten laid in ages, are you a virgin again? How many years does it take?

I will quote a wise sage on this subject:

I lost my virginity one day and then the next day I played Fortnite and that gave me my virginity back

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Null isn't a virgin but he was made involuntarily celibate as his involuntary circumcision fucked up his sexual drive and made him borderline asexual

 

[KittyGremlin]

where's the "dog who happens to be trans" option?

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

No. I fucked Null.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

No. I fucked Null.

Are gril?

 

[Count groudon]

Null hasn’t been a virgin since he slimmed down enough to outrun the preschool kids walking home.

 

[Fougaro]

Where are the options "No - lost it to his Mom", "No - lost it with Bryan Dunn" and "No - lost it in a hipster college professor's sex dungeon"?

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

There is literally no way Null isn't drowning in pussy, bitches love Kiwis

 

[YourUnclesDad]

Where are the options "No - lost it to his Mom", "No - lost it with Bryan Dunn" and "No - lost it in a hipster college professor's sex dungeon"?

All of those options are female so they are not allowed in the poll

 

[Bass]

No. How do you think you become a mod?

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

@melchett gave him a footjob before she deleted her account

 

[Distant Stare]

@melchett gave him a footjob before she deleted her account

If he was a foot fag he would not have disabled @Eryngium animation