Is my son innocent?

[Queen Elizabeth II]

To all of my subjects engaged in the agricultural industry of New Zealand.

I have been informed that my household may not be sharing the full story of my dearest Andrew's behaviour with myself or the Commonwealth.

I direct you to inform me of your thoughts.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Andy Dick knows what he did.

 

[deodorant]

mummy can we have pizza espress?

 

[Queen Elizabeth II]

mummy can we have pizza espress?

Andrew darling I told you to stay inside and play with your dollies. Mummy pays quite a lot of money to keep you and your horse of an ex wife quiet.

The deliveroo will be there soon. X

 

[eDove]

Quit eating Haitian children you old slag.

 

[Queen Elizabeth II]

Quit eating Haitian children you old slag.

Would the right honorable eDove be able to suggest a more succulent alternative?

 

[Red Hood]

Hey can you knight me? It would be fun to troll my "family" if I was the only real knight among them.

 

[King Fructose]

Quit eating Haitian children you old slag.

You’re just gonna be hungry again in an hour…

 

[Ketamine Kat]

Your highness, with all due respect - and haste as I'm sure you have to go and suck the lifeforce out of one of your relatives to sustain you...

Your son is a faggot.

 

[Cats]

my child a good boy, he aint had no gun, them poleese had kilt him fa no reason, he was finna turn his life around.

 

[PUTIN MAKES ME HORNY]

you guys are reptilians . You guys have gay orgies every day. Otherwise you would die.

 

[The Magnificence]

Both of your sons are degenerates. One is a pedo and the other, having been hooked up with one of the only three "noble" women in Britain to be somewhat attractive instead chose to fuck a horse.

 

[No. 7 cat]

You’re just gonna be hungry again in an hour…

The mud pies, well grease and crap, means no food value. I thought the Illuminati had a better table than that.

 

[Product Placement]

 

[lurk_moar]

Andrew should be executed guillotine style.

 

[PUTIN MAKES ME HORNY]

You’re just gonna be hungry again in an hour…

American kids are full of preservatives. No nutrients whatsoever.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Take my D you old hag.

 

[Mr. Brown]

Don't worry about it, just make sure you don't die before jubilee weekend so we get another 4 day weekend

 

[GHTD]

Your highness, with all due respect - and haste as I'm sure you have to go and suck the lifeforce out of one of your relatives to sustain you...

Your son is a faggot.

>inb4 she admits to using adrenochrome but it doesn't work