Is Master Chief a simp?

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Is master chief a simp? It seems so and I suspect it’s Bill Gates fault. Why would Gates encourage such messaging in a video game property? I suspect this is just the tip of a very serious conspiracy.

 

[Truman the Jewman]

Why would Gates encourage such messaging in a video game property?

More to discuss at the NWO meetings before the blood rituals are carried out

 

[Xx_Retard Faggot 1488_xX]

Can you simp for a computer program? for a 3-D hologram for ASCII Art? What has this world come to?

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Can you simp for a computer program? for a 3-D hologram for ASCII Art? What has this world come to?

It’s embarrassing for a super soldier to simp so hard for his Waifu. I don’t know what Bill Gates is planning but it can’t be good.

 

[stares at error messages]

yes

 

[A Welsh Cake]

If I had a female voice AI I’d simp for it too.
Rokos Basilisk might have huge tits and that would be perfect.

 

[funny amogus haha]

SPARTAN Idolizing Mediocre Programming

 

[Milkis]

The spartans have no sexual drive, or they have a thing in their suits which is jacking them off 24/7, depending on what lore you read

 

[Truman the Jewman]

they have a thing in their suits which is jacking them off 24/7

Oh, but to be a genetic abomination super soldier...

 

[Weed Eater]

Master Chief wasn't supposed to have characterization in the first place. The real error was making Chief a whiny bitch.
Cortana is an entirely different matter, her character should honestly be dead.

 

[interrobangings]

Can you simp for a computer program? for a 3-D hologram for ASCII Art? What has this world come to?

Of course you can.
3DPD, after all.